He wasnt...he ran off to Cuba with Jim Morrison and 2pac and is living his days in Communist luxury using Fidel Castro as a puppet and plotting his revenge on the US (Another Cuban Missile Crisis anyone...or did THAT really happen??)
buahahahaha
2006-12-29 22:55:02
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answered by White Lightning 2
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Just what this world needs, another conspiracy theory. Here's another one: the war in Irak is a fake, all the soldiers and journalists that have died so far were killed by a new world government experimenting with a new weapon that targets and kills individuals through a beam shot by a satellite in outer space. All the world media is in on it because they're being paid off by Bush in Galgamek money, which is worth $100,000 American dollars to one Galga, so they're getting loaded with cash and reporting fake stuff for everyone to swallow. Saddam is really Elvis, he faked his death so he could move to the Middle East and become a real king instead of just being called "The King", but he lost it due to heatstroke and started gassing Kurds left and right, situation that the Galgamekians didn't approve, he already had stolen their national uniform and used it in his performances, so they were already mad at him. So they took him one day, dumped him in a hole in the ground, and made Bush go after him by destroying his towers and brainwashing him into believing it had been Saddam/ Elvis and told him exactly where to find him. The rest is history. E-mail this story to 20,000 people and you will win the lottery and become a millionaire. Get busy.
2006-12-30 06:59:01
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answered by guicho79 4
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Actually when they found him it looked more like a rough sleeper had been disturbed. They'd probably given him a warning like, "Now you just hide in there when they come for you." I don't think the U.S. (and what the ****'s it got to do with them anyway) would be too concerned whether it was him or not, provided the world believes that it was. They've now got to find a Bin Laden lookalike.
2006-12-30 07:04:56
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answered by Anonymous
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We don't. However, as he was 69 in 10 -20 years time there will be no question about his death or inability to be a dictator. In the meantime, if he is alive and living out the rest of his life in a secure but open prison somewhere then perhaps it would be better that everyone thought he was dead.
2006-12-30 07:02:27
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answered by James 6
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To all those who think nobody would be foolish enough to sub for him - think again! Who thought anyone would be foolish enough to sit in the cockpit of a large passenger plane and fly it straight into the side of a large building?! We can't compare the sensibilities of a fanatic with those of our own. As for the DNA reference - we only know what we're told. And to answer the question, he did have a lot of lookalikes and they really were his doubles (due to plastic surgery in some cases), so who knows?!! Note: I'm not a conspiracy theorist - I'm only stating facts - with tongue in cheek! Still ...............!!
2006-12-30 06:57:52
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answered by uknative 6
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Yes, let's start a conspiracy theory.
Saddam is living on a caribbean island with Elvis. Everyone knows that.
2006-12-30 06:50:57
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answered by mcfifi 6
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Hanging is not secret. There is a whole process. Ultimately dead body is handed to heirs for burial. There is no question of a fake man.
2006-12-30 07:00:20
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answered by snashraf 5
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That's why they videotaped it, and took tons of pictures, so, conspiracy theory morons wouldn't question it 5 minutes after it happened.
2006-12-30 06:53:56
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answered by bon b 4
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Because they've released photos of his dead body wrapped in a shroud.
You aren't seriously telling me that somebody would have been prepared to stand in for him are you??
2006-12-30 06:47:17
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answered by Anonymous
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good assumption. perhaps it could have been one of his lookalikes....remember he is a wise man no matter what. he can turn red into white...
2006-12-30 06:48:59
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answered by apyhat 2
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