my guy mates are always teasing me about my mum on how they were with her the night before and that they are going to be my new dad. what can i do/say to get back at them?
2006-12-29 22:14:04 · 18 answers · asked by party princess 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Tell them what your mum said about their whatever; how they were inadequate, how they were disappointing, how they did something stupid. Tell them about the pictures your mum showed you displaying their lack of proper equipment. Ask them if they really have that many warts or were those painted on. Ask them if they always wear ladies underwear. Ask them if they really can only get it up if she is on top. Ask if they have to have a carrot sticking out of their bum to really have a good time. IN other words, attack. Have fun.
2006-12-29 22:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by judgebill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As in any uncomfortable situation such as this, ignore them. Say Nothing--show no surprise--and maybe try staying away from them. It is an age old problem with a number of names--the dozens, slams--on and on, It is an immature way to pass the time. Of course you could just laugh and tell them an equally stupid answer..it really is supposed to be harmless fun--regardless of how idiotic and disrespectful it may sound. They will only keep this up for a while because they should be getting too old for it---or should I say --getting more mature. Happy New Year
2006-12-29 22:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by fire_inur_eyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would guess your mates are from the age to 12-16 becuse after that no matter of the person he wants other stuff, and teasing isnt one of them.
2 Solutions hun:
- Ignore. As they speak in your close area so you could hear or adressing to you in personal matter you just dont pay attention to them. After some time when they see that they had no effort on you, they will stop. If they dont, just continue to ignore them and after lets say 15 minutes say to them all: " O, im sorry. Were you talking to me? " They will get pissed and either leave or try harder. You just continue to do this so you would get into their tiny skulled minds that you dont care about their foul words.
- Respond in tactical matter becuse boys say alot of crap and sometimes they even forget what they are speaking of. Respond to them, but dont use swears or either verbal abuse, use something that will hit them so hard, they will get lost into their thoughts. Sometimes to hit a guy with a sentence can be more harmfull than a thousand swears. Pay attention when they challenge each other, becuse boys at that age do that often. When they start to swear at each other, see what swears make them lose their mind. Those are their weak spots. Use them against them in time of need.
Final tip: Ignore or hit their weak spots. I would say try both and see on what they will calm down, becuse they will calm down. Dont show them emotions, be frosty and be calm. If they hurt you with a swear, dont show it to them and dont fight back, that wilil only give them more energy to continue.
The offence is sometimes the best defence :)
2006-12-29 22:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Templar Of Light 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ignore them, they're very immature. That's cute.. guy mates. I think I'm in Australian answers.. instead of American.. but I'm not positive I'm just exploring new worlds! I visited Italy just a second ago.. It's six in the morning where I am.. gotta get to bed..
Good night mates. <3
And in getting back at them you should say.. "Well your mum doesn't love you and you're adopted." Hehe I'm just kidding, tell them to grow up. Boys.
2006-12-29 22:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u've to discuss with ur mum seriously about this case,ask them to behave well.then u go somewhere 4 a trip 4 10 days or two weeks.come back home to find out any changes of ur mum n her guy mates.u got no right to scold them except ur mum.
best wishes n happy new year.
2006-12-29 22:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by robert KS LEE. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is your pal? she dont sound too advantageous. so at the start end telling her issues and get some administration lower back in who you opt to tell issues. secondly, you will desire to make it a jokingly waay while she annouys you, take the p**s outta urself on a similar time. thirdly- if shes that undesirable then your different acquaintances no that too. dontthink the water works artwork with every1
2016-10-19 05:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think youve already got the answer they will soon shut up if you say that your mum has said they all have very small (****s) and that she tried to rate them in order from 1-5 and so on but they were all so small it was hard to judge
2006-12-29 22:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by tommy6000009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep quite and stay away from them and if you start doing or start telling something they will do more... just ignore as if you didnt hear anything or try to change the topic...
Better stay away from them
2006-12-29 22:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by sajid a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can they be your mates when they are insulting you or your mum. thats not what mates are
i think you should break up with them and ignore them
2006-12-29 22:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not ask them to stop, and if they don't....find new friends. You don't need any annoying mates.
2006-12-29 22:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋