2006-12-29 19:26:32 · 11 answers · asked by erok2020 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Be able to convince people that you think are going to help you.. Make them your friends but hate them in other ways.. kill who's against you and leave who listens as long as they lived..
2006-12-29 21:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by SaveDarfur.org 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They still have openings at the GHW Bush School of Fascism: Dictator Training Division. Faculty includes Bush Sr., Rumsfeld, Cheney and Jim Baker. Many guest lecturers including the Saudi Royal Prince.
2006-12-30 03:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by michaelsan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have kids! It's the only way you'll be a dictator, atleast for a few years..sheezzzz
2006-12-30 08:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by memo_phx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give up on being a dictator, that's too hard. But if you work really hard and read the following books, you just might be able to get a cult of acolytes to do your bidding.
http://www.amazon.com/Power-Love-Friendship-Manipulation/lm/XGWNG6LA8GKZ/ref=cm_lm_srch_fvlm_col_2/103-6276894-0379062
2006-12-30 03:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by brickity hussein brack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask advice of Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini, they might help you. Or watch news on TV and see what happened to other dictator ;)
2006-12-30 03:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Liv 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Join the Skull and Bones society
2006-12-30 04:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by paulisfree2004 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Kill your competition. It's worked
for every previous dictator.
2006-12-30 03:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Semaj S 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It seems you have the "dick" part down. I suggest you road trip to Idaho for the "tater" portion and you're all set!
2006-12-30 03:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
make me your general, or minister of propaganda then you can become a dicatator,
2006-12-30 03:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by bigbruth 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GO TO THE STORE AND BUY THE BIGGEST "TATOR" YOU CAN FIND. TAKE IT HOME AND DRILL A LARGE HOLE IN IT. STICK YOUR "DICK" INSIDE AND YOU WILL BE THE BIGGEST "DICKTATOR" KNOWN TO MAN
2006-12-30 09:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by t_shirtman2612 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋