The creator is gay I think his name is Butch Hartman
2006-12-29 17:32:20 · 16 answers · asked by GQ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Spongebob is not gay. There is a GOOD REASON why he is so different!
Because he is a synthetic cellulose kitchen sponge, that’s why! He does not belong on the bottom of the sea—he is rectangular, and belongs in a kitchen somewhere! He is NOT a natural sea sponge—he was ADOPTED!
That is what makes him so funny. He is not gay, he is not stupid, he is not brain damaged. He is just out of place, and nobody realizes it.
He IS a little shy around girls. There was that episode where he met a beautiful young mermaid and she wanted to have sex with him, and he wanted to know what kind of birth control she was using. He offered to put on a condom. But she said, “Don’t bother— I’ll just use my sponge… Bob!”
The problem is, you can’t put a square sponge in a round well… you get the idea. The poor guy was terribly hurt, but hopefully not scarred for life.
I think there are a lot of people who WISH that Spongebob is gay, or HOPE that Spongebob is gay. Such people are just looking for approval of their own desires, and think they see evidence of it everywhere. But it is just wish fulfillment on their part.
Come on, everybody, let’s root for Spongebob to recover from the traumatic events of his romantic failures. We’ve all had someone say ‘No’ to us without giving up entirely and going gay!!!!
Let’s hope that someday he discovers his true roots and stops trying to deny that he belongs on land, and finds a nice yellow, synthetic cellulose kitchen sponge like himself to settle down with. Don’t deny him that!
30 DEC 06, 1636 hrs, GMT
2006-12-30 03:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know he lives in a pineapple under the sea? I say that's unamerican and he's a terrorist sympathizer and should not be allowed to work in the entertainment industry.
Look at it this way -- you're either with Spongebob, or you're with the Terrorists.
Just think of how much holier we'll all feel with unemployed cartoons removed from their unearned jobs, and those jobs as cartoon characters going BACK to red-blooded churchgoing Christian heterosexual Americans who don't decorate their houses with all that IKEA crap, wear black turtlenecks, go to covens and listen to satanic groove music like Thievery Corporation, Anjali and Hooverphonic, who are all ALSO Al-Quaeda sympathizers!
2006-12-29 17:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by Don M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sponge Bob MAY be gay. But, he is the most loveably gay sponge I ever saw and he is my hero. Teh sponge will never die. I am not gay. I want to be a human sponge.
2006-12-29 17:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the creator or FOP and danny phantom is butch hartman. the creator of SBSP is steven hillensburgh or whatever and is not gay.
2006-12-29 20:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew SB was gay after they said that sponge-bob and Patrick were holding hands.
2006-12-29 17:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, the creator's name is Stephen Hillenburg. And I don't care if spongebob is gay, because he is adorable. xD I love that show.
2006-12-29 18:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That show is gaaaaay look up Edgar and Ellen that is a badass show.
2014-01-07 15:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by James 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not gay. He's just flamboent... like Freddy Mercury.
2006-12-29 17:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by iamsoboredandtired 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who cares if he is gay its a great show gay or straight
2006-12-29 17:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..no he's not..
he's a sponge!!! what's the issue here? remember he admired a woman or maybe just a girl seahorse "mystery"
2006-12-29 17:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by shirubiah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋