Does anyone wear a diaper under their hockey equipment, just in case ?
2006-12-29 16:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Hockey
To the dude who pissed his pants in a game - e-mail me.
2006-12-31 08:43:14 · update #1
Not since I stopped drinking beer.
2006-12-30 09:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Speed Of Thought 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you ever play a Russian in hockey, you had best wear one to avoid embarrassment... They'll scare your excretions right out of you!
If you should forget to wear your hockey diaper when you play those Russians, tell those who ridicule you that you fell on your rear. Actually, there is a chance that if you fall a lot on your rear, that you'll end up wet on your behind because the ice will melt there and leave a spot anyhow.
2006-12-31 21:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Didn't you know? the Toronto Maple Leafs new motto is "Will we ever be a good team?? Depends" and now Depends is available in leafs blue and white with a Leafs logo an the butt, so fans can support their team while the rest of the world $hits all over them.
2007-01-03 19:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by smart mouth 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Mr aanstalok... it was the Russians that needed diapers in the recent Canada - Russia game. (hehehehehe - better luck next time)
2007-01-06 21:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pissed my pants once in a game. i got knocked out by a check and woke up all wet. no diapers though.
2006-12-31 16:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by sean w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont play hockey, but as an avid fan of the Anaheim Ducks, I usually wear diapers because I am afraid I will s--t sometimes when Jiggy comes out of the goal crease and appears to be lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 20:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Gabzilla 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A period of hockey is only twenty minutes, im sure they can hold it until intermission, and then do what they have to do.
2006-12-30 04:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by ccg187_00 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dude grow up ur not funny if u cant hold it for 20 minutes u have bladder problems go to the docter.
2006-12-30 14:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha no. why? you can't go two and half hours with out pissing?
2006-12-30 00:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by Apache Rose Peacock 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there nothing personal anymore?!
2007-01-06 01:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by Marsha 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋