2006-12-29 15:19:19 · 15 answers · asked by pinkcasperartweety 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Single, Bald, Overweight, Unemployed Male. Need a little extra potty training, but i'm not a quitter. Love going to the movies (especially drive-ins), because i can watch it from the sidewalk. I'm a VERY good looking person (i know that, because my momma told me so). I like glue. I drive a convertible 2 door sports car. Actually, it's Ford Festiva and my drunk friends chopped off my roof. I am a smoker, but that's how i like my ham and turkey. I don't drink, because momma says it makes your 'ding-a-ling' weak (she wants grandchildren).
I am a good dresser. Over the years, I have learned that dressing in black will slim down the appearance of my hunchback. I am conscious of what i eat, that's why i like grocery stores so much. They know all about our nutritional needs. That's why there's got to be a reason they put vegetables and pork feet in jars.
2006-12-29 16:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by drysac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
middle aged man, sort of fat but strong, tan, horny, seeks woman, 30 to 50, for companionship and sex, maybe more. Cuteness or being smart would be a big plus. All answerers will be at least given compliments on something about themselves.
2006-12-29 23:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain. I'm not into yoga and I have half a brain.
2006-12-29 23:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy Anne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
S-W-B-F
single /white/blonde/female
Loves to laugh.Enjoys Art,tattoos.
looking for a man to laugh and enjoy life with
2006-12-29 23:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Tattooed Mistress♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Free to a good woman, or women
2006-12-29 23:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by Chris B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Batteries not included
2006-12-29 23:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
single big daddy for sale, slightly used but still works!!
2006-12-29 23:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not good for resale. Broken.
2006-12-29 23:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have personal integrity and ethics, so call me.
2006-12-29 23:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
has powerful left ankle, also single
2006-12-29 23:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋