which bone should I break and easiest way?

Question

Hypothetically speaking if a soldier serving in Iraq was to have leave and did not want to return to a war zone and had the idea of breaking one of his bones, what bone would be the easiest to break and least painful way to do it. hypothetically of course, and there will lots of alchol involved hypothetically. which break would not leave the most long term effect

Answer 1

The clavicle (collarbone) is probably easiest to break and not that painful, but it may not be enough to keep you out. Blunt force would be the best way for that, but one should be careful because a dislocation rather than break would hurt like hell.

A rib is also easy, but you'd hypothetically have a chance of puncturing a lung.

An ankle injury would be sure to keep you out because you wouldn't hypothetically be able to walk. Someone could try jumping off of something and land with his/her ankle bent which could cause some lasting damage.

Answer 2

well

go fall down the stairs and break your leg
i think the eaiset bone to break is your collar bone
I broke mine in soccer when a girl stepped on it, but i know someone who fell off the couch and broke theirs haha. you can't move your upper body much at all with a broken collar bone
hell why don't you just break your neck, then you can't move your legs or your arms but then theres that long term effect.

Answer 3

they all would hurt and plus if the government thought it was done intentionally (alcohol makes people forget their story) it would mean probably a court marshall and a trip to Leavenworth for derliction of duty and damaging government property

Answer 4

Any bone in the top of your foot.

Answer 5

So how'd it go soldier?

Answer 6

eww. probably a finger or toe, tho.

Answer 7

Your leg???

Answer 8

i think...arm...?.....leg....?....wrist maybe..toe? lol pinki