Are midgets evil?

Answer 1

Yes, actually ALL midgets are evil. You must be on the lookout when you see them. Watch your back, as they tend to be lurking around behind you, and NEVER, and I mean never let them touch you. They most likely are trying to program you. I recommend staying as far away from all midgets as possible. Make sure they don't bite you either, as their bite means certain and unpleasant death.....

Answer 2

How dare you. Midgets as you call them are not like you , they are human. They are not bullies like a lot of taller people are and they are not evil like you are. You are a stupid ignoramus who has no understanding of what it is like to be short. Anyone even you can become the parent of a midget. In fact I hope your first son is a midget, then you can spend the rest of your life feeling guilty about what you have asked. Your brain has obviously suffered from some sort of growth retard, and it has resulted in you being ignorant and stupid.

Answer 3

I've heard they hold rituals in croyden between the hours of 11pm and 2am.(location not know)
There is a popcorn stall, but its advised not to eat as the ripping out of spleens can cause physical sickness.
Membership cards available for £12.99 a year (you need not be a midget to apply) and you will be eligable for a free t-shirt.

Answer 4

What makes you ask that ? I don't think that midgets are evil, no more than anyone else, admitted, they are different, but that's all

Answer 5

I don't know, I shall have to ask my 'fairy wife' as she likes to be called. I found her at a littlepeople.com moot in Crouch End (The *** end) in London. I was invited into their circle, they proceeded to tie me to the Earth with cords and little nails, using snails to pull the heavy tackle. I was powerless, I was then entreated to little voices in my ears urging me to do the most despicable things imaginable to the tall ones; as they call NORMAL humans; after that I was auctioned off to some of the younger little people and thankfully I am now happily enslaved/married to a pearly princess of the earth, she can be as big as a chair sometimes othertimes she appears as small as a pin cushion, I think it's the Tennants she feeds me at every meal that accounts for the size distortion, as she says "As above, So bellow" whatever that means, she also says that "they are evil in the eyes of those not cast from this Earth", say a lot of stuff like that.

Answer 6

"It must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets" - Anna (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

So yes they are evil. Especially mini-me.

Answer 7

NO NO AND AGAIN NO geese the things people ask ...midgets (small people ) are just the same as giants (big people ) are they evil ...think not ...good gang comes in small bulk .......I know so does poison .....but it all depends on your outlook on life ...big or small we all make a contribution good or bad .....me wee think big you big think small anyway ......have a HAPPY NEW YEAR

Answer 8

Some midgets are known to play tricks on people.Some are really evil.They can also sence whether you fear them or not.One thing,never ever fear a midget.Or they'll never stop.

Answer 9

Prat, 2 points

Answer 10

No more so than anyone else...although midget girls are really hot.