did you know there really is a man on the moon?

Question

russia was on the moon and when they tore down the berlin wall they left a man up there and when the other russians returned after the fall of russia, they no longer had funding hence they left one of there own up there, so there really is a man in the moon

Answer 1

The USSR never managed to send anyone to the Moon. All of their N-1 Moon rockets failed shortly after launch during unmanned tests and they subsequently abandoned the project. your mention of the Berlin Wall suggests that you are confused by another missison in Earth orbit. An astronaut had been on the MIR space station, but by the time he came down, the Soviet Union, which had launched him, had collapsed, and when he returned, he was a citizen of Russia.

Answer 2

You seem to be forgetting the fact that the Soviet Union never put a man on the moon to begin with. Just a minor point...

Answer 3

Actually, it's not a man, but a woman.

Alice Kramden's body was found there. 8^D

[For those of you that are too young to remember, in the old TV program, "The Honeymooners", Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), used to always threaten his wife with "One a these days, one a these days, Alice, 'POW' - to da moon!"]

Answer 4

Gee, I hope he had plenty of Vodka,Borscht and toilet paper.For all we know NASA was the first to secretly bury someone up there for a price....Ca-Ching.

Answer 5

Hi. And not a woman? How do you know? Why not three or more? Your answer? No.

Answer 6

None of that is true.

Answer 7

poor guy

Answer 8

No I didn't. Thanks for the heads up.