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Do they work???

2006-12-29 12:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by rogue_roque 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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some of mine are funny to the point and just weird. usually i use them on my friends as jokes.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
and the others i cant say...

2006-12-29 12:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by the drummer boy 2 · 1 0

When I see a woman walking down the street, I slam my breaks coming to a screeching stop right next to them, fling open my passenger door and yell, "GET IN".
So far no luck.
But I did meet a pretty police woman that way once.

2006-12-29 12:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Brother Mike 4 · 1 0

Lines are cheesey so I don't have any - I just start a conversation somehow and take it from there! Usually if we end up laughing, we're going in the right direction.

2006-12-29 12:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by prusec_int 2 · 1 0

This is the most degrading pick up line...if used on you REJECT IT!!!! : " I'm better than the Titanic. Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. " <---- to all the ladies out there if any man tells you this, tell him that he needs to show some more respect.

2006-12-29 12:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Master O 2 · 0 1

Nice knockers. Can I give them a knock?

Works all the time!

2006-12-29 12:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Domter 1 · 0 1

Is it global warming, or is it just my heart melting before your eyes?

2006-12-29 12:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by JohnnyO 3 · 1 0

'would you like to sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up'?

2006-12-29 12:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by guitarfreak 1 · 0 1

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

2006-12-29 12:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Synchronicity 2 · 1 0

Did it hurt?????? (huh) When you fell from heaven~~~~~~

2006-12-29 12:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by The Saint 3 · 1 0

I know u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes they do!

2006-12-29 12:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 0 1

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