I got a carton of Camels, a bottle of JD, and a 10 KFC Bowls. I have a butter knife too, in case I need to resort to violence.
2006-12-29 09:14:19 · 32 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
S hit I better go shopping, I just have a stuffed panda bear and a wine bottle opener!
2006-12-29 09:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a carton of marlboros, a bottle of beam, 17 Kfc bowls and a bunch of midgets to share it with. I don't need a butterknife I have a sawed off shotgun.
2006-12-29 09:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Har, Har. Like the analogy. Maybe you should get out more often. Then again are those Camels with filters?
2006-12-29 09:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup. Ive got lighters all over the place and a thing of gasoline in the shed. Chain saws are useful too.
2006-12-29 09:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if it supposed to end that soon, I will have to book a trip to the nearest beach where there is no winter. I'll take my sunglasses and favorite bikinis, and get some wine there. If I were to die, I prefer to die by the beach.
2006-12-29 09:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
har. i was trying to come up with a witty reply that nobody had used yet when i saw this comment:
"You sound like a psycho...have you no dignity, think for yourself. If someone told you the apocolypse is coming tell them to get their head checked. "
now THAT is funny. (if you like irony)
and i might as well get some heroin
2006-12-29 09:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The KFC bowls ensure your survival.
2006-12-29 09:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apocolypse? Haven't heard it was to happen this year...
Whatever, bring it on. It would be the perfect end to the perfect year... *rolls eyes*
2006-12-29 09:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by rockerweenie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would want to live after the apocolypse?
2006-12-29 09:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'm gonna get some orange chicken, and I have 2 candles, one for a light source and one to set people and things on fire with.
2006-12-29 09:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋