I don't usually deal with babies too well but I am going to a New Year's party out of state. I can't bring the baby with me because he will get stolen or eaten by something. I was thinking about getting a bunch of giant animals to guard and nurture him until I get back. Would it be possible to loop a leash from my rottweiler to the baby to make sure he doesn't get lost? I will leave more than enough baby food and dog food out for them both and I think it will be a good for my dog to learn responsibility. Any thoughts?
2006-12-29 08:31:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Mark b - the baby's mother - who is also YOUR mother should be able to look after it, or is it your sister this time?.
P.S I saw your question in the gay section - I am glad that you have finally plucked up the courage to try and find out about male bondage. Remember my advice, not everyone will be into your freaky ways, but I am sure that you will find a guy who has the same proclivities as you.
Good luck, mate!
2006-12-29 08:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think the dog would get bored and want to go party with his mates so he'll only palm the baby off on some raccoons or something, why dont you send some smoke signals to your neighbour with the cute teenage daughter, she could come over and hangout in your cave with the little one and eat you out of cave and home and litter the place with empty goat bladders. Much better idea!!
2006-12-29 17:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that would probably work. Just remember though, beer and hard liquor don't mix well, so be careful with yourself and have a good time at the party! Goof ball! That is some funny sh!t.
2006-12-29 16:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. SmartyPants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
people usually come on here for comfort sometimes more than answers...they just want to hear someone say that it happens and it's ok...so you shouldn't make fun cuz that sounds like what your doing...please stop and if this is real...GET HELP!!! Even if it's not GET HELP...how can you talk about a baby like that
2006-12-29 16:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uhm, I'm not really sure what you're talking about. If this is a human baby you're talking about you should be slapped silly for even asking this.
2006-12-29 16:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure why not? I'm sure the dog would make a better caregiver than you.
2006-12-29 17:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by dixiefrogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I feel much better about my parenting skills now. And I had a great laugh too.
2006-12-29 16:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by jodi s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a wonderful example of the type of people who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
2006-12-29 16:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by totspotathome 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think you need to go see a dr for whatever you are on. go get help. and turn the child over to someone who knows what there are doing. GET HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-29 17:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Steph24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that is a good idea. How about calling your mom?
2006-12-30 18:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by ldalderete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋