Do you make prank phone calls?

Question

What did you eat for breakfast?
Was it good for you?
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
What do you do when you come to the fork in the road?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Did you steal my CDs?
Do you eat funnel cake?
Can you buy me one now?
Please?
Oh C'mon I said please!
Do you like the smell of new tires?
Will you remember New Years Eve?
Are you good at math?
What's the square root of -1?
Do you have any siblings?
How many are you having relations with?
Are you married or in a commited relationship?
Do your socks match?
Did you pack clean underwear honey?
Do you watch any sit-coms?
Do you shop online?
Where were you on the night of June 24th?
Do you enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top?
Can you dance the polka?
Remember that pig from the movie, Babe?
Know why he wanted to be a dog?
cuz dogs can lick themselves.
Have you ever wanted to be a dog?
Do you have all your ducks in a row?
Can you stand on your head?
Can I do it for you?
When will I be loved?

Answer 1

Do you make prank phone calls? not any more
What did you eat for breakfast? jerky
Was it good for you? yes
Do you wear glasses or contacts? both
What do you do when you come to the fork in the road? take it
Do you know the way to San Jose? yes I live by there
Did you steal my CDs? nope
Do you eat funnel cake? yes
Can you buy me one now? nope
Please? there isn't any
Oh C'mon I said please! oh alright
Do you like the smell of new tires? yes
Will you remember New Years Eve? doubtful
Are you good at math? just basic math
What's the square root of -1? not that good
Do you have any siblings? yes
How many are you having relations with? none
Are you married or in a commited relationship? committed
Do your socks match? yes
Did you pack clean underwear honey? yes
Do you watch any sit-coms? sometimes
Do you shop online? rarely
Where were you on the night of June 24th? Moms bday party
Do you enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top? nope
Can you dance the polka? badly
Remember that pig from the movie, Babe? yes
Know why he wanted to be a dog? nope
cuz dogs can lick themselves. oh
Have you ever wanted to be a dog? not really- but I admire that talent they possess.
Do you have all your ducks in a row?
Can you stand on your head?
Can I do it for you?
When will I be loved?

Answer 2

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Answer 3

What did you eat for breakfast? nothing
Was it good for you?no
Do you wear glasses or contacts? neither
What do you do when you come to the fork in the road? make a desion before i get runover!
Do you know the way to San Jose? can i get a map ?
Did you steal my CDs? Guilty as charged
Do you eat funnel cake? are you calling me fat ?
Can you buy me one now? Sorry the carnival just left!
Please? I said no bub, ok don't cry i will i will!
Do you like teh smell of new tires? MM good!
Will you remeber New Years eve? i hope so
Are you good at math? very good
What is the square root of -1? ohh you ment good w/o the calculator!
Do you have any siblings? yes
How many are you having relations with?4 and no if i think you are saying what you are saying
Are you married or in a commited relationship?yes, well kinda, but not serious
Do your socks match?not at the moment, no
Did you pack clean underwear honey? yes, why/ what happened now!
Do you watch any sit-coms? absolutly
Do you shop online? all the time
Where were you on the night of June 24th? this year, australia on the beach with some friends it was my moms b-day so i remeber!
Do you enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top?not really his hair distracts me
Can you dance the polka? no way i hate the polka and the accordian!
Remember that pig from the movie, Babe? yes he was cute, like bacon!
Know why he wanted to be a dog?so they would not make him into bacon duh!
cuz dogs can lick themselves! eww that is gross, but true i will give you that
Have you ever wanted to be a dog? no, no i have not, i don't like fleas!
Do you have all your ducks in a row?let me go check the pond to see about the ducks!
Can you stand on your head?yes i can
Can I do it for you? sure ok wait what? do what?
When will I be loved?i ♥ u and you rirdiculously long questions!

Answer 4

Do you make prank phone calls? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

What did you eat for breakfast? cereal
Was it good for you? wait for it ... oh yes!
Do you wear glasses or contacts? contacts
What do you do when you come to the fork in the road? Say, "fork it!"
Do you know the way to San Jose? No
Did you steal my CDs? No
Do you eat funnel cake? You showed me the way
Can you buy me one now? Come to MN in August. We don't have any right now.
Please? I said August.
Oh C'mon I said please! You sound like my 3-year-old
Do you like the smell of new tires? I like the smell of new cars
Will you remember New Years Eve? probably not
Are you good at math? No
What's the square root of -1? Let's see a negative times a negative... oh crap. I'm doomed.
Do you have any siblings? Yes
How many are you having relations with? Hey, warehaus don't play that.
Are you married or in a commited relationship? married
Do your socks match? Checking...yes! Sweet!
Did you pack clean underwear honey? Yes...Mom, is that you?!
Do you watch any sit-coms? No.
Do you shop online? Yes.
Where were you on the night of June 24th? Sleeping
Do you enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top? No
Can you dance the polka? Yes, believe it or not
Remember that pig from the movie, Babe? Yes
Know why he wanted to be a dog? I'm sure you'll tell me
cuz dogs can lick themselves. Oh... I see
Have you ever wanted to be a dog? No
Do you have all your ducks in a row? My ducks flew south for the winter
Can you stand on your head? Only if you hold my feet
Can I do it for you? Yes, please stand on my head.
When will I be loved? You are always loved. You know that.

Answer 5

Do you make prank phone calls? ~ not anymore
What did you eat for breakfast? ~ a cigarette and coffee
Was it good for you? ~ yes, you know it! ;)
Do you wear glasses or contacts? ~ contacts most of the time, glasses sometimes
What do you do when you come to the fork in the road? ~ that depends on if it's a plastic fork or silverware
Do you know the way to San Jose? ~ yes as a matter of fact I do, thanks for getting the song stuck in my head
Did you steal my CDs? ~ NO!!! I value my CD's too, I'd never do that to you, Jim
Do you eat funnel cake? ~ whenever I think of kitchen dancing, yes
Can you buy me one now? ~ sure, I've got a few bucks
Please? ~ you're welcome
Oh C'mon I said please! ~ I said you're welcome!
Do you like the smell of new tires? ~ YES....yep. That's one of my favorite things about visiting my hubby at the shop
Will you remember New Years Eve? ~ hopefully not
Are you good at math? ~ no, I'm not good at maths
What's the square root of -1? ~ pfffft!!! you're not the boss of me!
Do you have any siblings? ~ yes, a brother who is three years younger than me
How many are you having relations with? ~ ewwwwww!!!!!
Are you married or in a commited relationship? ~ let's not and say we did
Do your socks match? ~ I'm not wearing socks
Did you pack clean underwear honey? ~ yes of course! I used to be a Girl Scout
Do you watch any sit-coms? ~ yeah sure
Do you shop online? ~ no
Where were you on the night of June 24th? ~ I can't remember yesterday, you expect me to remember back to June???
Do you enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top? ~ sometimes
Can you dance the polka? ~ no...will you teach me?
Remember that pig from the movie, Babe? ~ NO...talking animals are almost as scary as clowns
Know why he wanted to be a dog? ~ no
cuz dogs can lick themselves. ~ thanks for sharing
Have you ever wanted to be a dog? ~ no, I like kitties
Do you have all your ducks in a row? ~ yeah, right...I have my geese in a row, does that count for anything?
Can you stand on your head? ~ not anymore, but I could try
Can I do it for you? ~ yes please
When will I be loved? ~ as soon as you come visit me, Jim...hubby will be out of town on the 9th and 10th ;)

Answer 6

waffles
probably not ... but it tasted good :)
glasses
flip a coin
sure ... I'll use map quest
no ... sorry it wasn't me ... I don't need to steal
no funnel cake for me
sorry outta money till pay day!
no, new tires stink
hope so!
math was my worst subject ever!
???? ________ see the blank ... me & math
yes ... 4
none!
married
yes socks always match :)
of course ... even packed everyone else's
yes ... sometimes
shop on line ... never!
making a baby ... I dunno
no clue who that is ... sorry
nope ... no polka dancing for me
Babe ... never saw that movie!
nope... never wanted to be a dog, sorry
ducks in a row? no
nope can't stand on my head
sure ... take a picture of it and post it!
you will be loved when you find the right person who is made for you :)

** thanks I had fun filling out your survey!

Answer 7

I used to make prank calls when I worked at Future Shop. I would call the other sales people's extensions and be like " Yeah, I just bought a DVD player from you. I poured milk in it and it doesn't work anymore. I'm coming to return it." The sales person would freak out. Then I'd pretend to get angry too. So funny.

Answer 8

A random call now and then isn't unlawful. besides the undeniable fact that, no be counted if that's a relentless subject, rfile it on your telephone employer. quicker or later i understand the caller could be charged with harassment.

Answer 9

I am so glad there wasn't caller ID when I was in ELEM school, I would have been picked up for malicious use of a telecommunications object.

I can't however answer the rest of your questions. WAY 2 much!

Answer 10

No not since I was about 14