I got up this morning, took a shower, shaved my legs, put on some shorts and a t-shirt to lounge around in and clean today and then I decided to go get the mail. I put my husband's coat on which is big on me and I guess it reached down as far as my shorts because as I was walkin to the mailbox my neighbor's kid goes "LOOK DADDY SHE'S NAKED UNDER THAT COAT!"
I SWEAR the dad came RUNNING to the front yard to look..
When I turned around I opened the coat real fast to reveal that I did in fact have clothes on and there was a look of disappointment followed by an angry "HEY! My kid's over here!"
2006-12-29 08:02:31 · 25 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If I HAD been naked under the coat and flashed, I wonder if he still would have been concerned with his child's virgin eyes..
2006-12-29 08:05:56 · update #1
Sorry my kid just wanted a quick look,
2006-12-29 08:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate neighbors.
I had neighbors a few years ago that I rarely talked to, but they would get me up at 4 in the morning because they were drunk, arguing, and looking for someone to talk to. They broke into our apartment a few times when we were away. They would sit on our porch and drink. They stole our mail and outdoor furniture. They stole the ONLY parking space that we had, so they could park a broken down truck in. They constantly asked for money and food and whatever they wanted, and never tried to pay us back. They loitered in our doorway, and would follow us into our apartment when we got home. They called the cops on each other all of the time, and always tried to make us the mediator between them.
They had like 8 kids between the 2 of them. Neither of them had custody, but had their kids around all of time anyway, which the landlord didn't like. It was in their lease that only 2 adults were in the little apartment, so they got evicted. They tried to blame me and the other neighbors for their eviction. On the way out, they broke a window, stole the doormat, and peed on the porch.
2006-12-30 14:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - ha ha. That's ridiculous! No my neighbors are pretty nice except for the ones behind me that seem stuck in the 50s. Seriously, the woman goes out to play with the kids in a sheath dress, pearls and high heels and the little girl rides her bike in a dress. Freaky!!! =Oo
2006-12-29 16:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate is too strong a word, but yes I very much dislike my neighbor. Every night he blasts Counting Crows (I hate them now) and gets drunk and many times throws beer cans on my balcony when his is too full. He is in his late 40s, but acts like an immature 16 year old. Oh, and he thinks he can sing 'Mr. Jones'. GRRR...
2006-12-29 16:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! OMG I would die if my neighbors did that. But, since I live in the country they would have to use binoculars and then I'd get them for being a peeping tom, lol. thanks for the laugh and happy new year
2006-12-29 16:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one neighbbor who I would like to get rid of. He is not very bright (to be polite) and a stalker. I had to get the police involved and sent a certified letter to him and his wife just to get him to stay off my property. (Found out later that he can't read, so I guess his wife found out real quick what her idiot husb had been up to.) MEN!
2006-12-31 17:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhha. well.. i have these neighbors and they used to ALWAYS insist on bringing over their home made cookies. and one time i answered the door, sick, in a bath robe but i had clothes underneath it and they did the same thing. ohhh hell, they can bite me.
2006-12-29 16:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not my current neighbors but my previous one was the devil for sure. we both had dogs (she had one and i had four) and one day one of my dogs hopped her fence and started fighting with hers. my dog (baxter) is a pit bull mix about 35 pounds and her dog is also a pit bull mix around 90 pounds. she started stabbing my dog with a rake and wouldn't stop long enough for me to grab him and pull him back over my side of the yard. ya want to know the best part? i was nine months pregnant at the time and screaming like a maniac for her to stop because i was sure that she was killing my dog. her dog had mine by the throat and she still felt the need to attack him. i was in the back yard with my dogs when it happened too, it wasn't like i wasn't home or like my dog was hurting her or her dog. it was awful. thankfully my dog survived. i still have dreams of doing really painful things to her all of the time.
2006-12-29 16:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My neighbor (closest) is my Mother-in law, and she is actually nicer and better than my Mom. So go figure.
2006-12-30 12:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yessss! I can't WAIT for the 4th of July for my annual fireworks display!!! Gonna litter their yard good!!!
2006-12-29 16:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naw folk, dats mii hood.
2006-12-29 16:07:25 · answer #11 · answered by A Jk Original 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋