2006-12-29 06:29:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd ask that everyone on the planet Earth jump up at precisely the same moment (maybe noon, EST) just so I could see if I could feel a little tremor. I'd wear a really nutty hat when I made this proclamation just so everyone would know I really meant business. If it somehow worked I'd declare a National Jump Up Day.
2006-12-31 06:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by opifan64 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cat would make no stoopid rools. Cat would legislate naps for everyone, at least twice a day, lasting no more than 3 hours each.
2006-12-29 14:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stoopid rool? Dragon would have no such thing!
She would make all stoopid peeple wear signs (like Bill Engvall says) that say "I'm stoopid".
However, she would mostly delegate all rool making and enforcement to her staff of underlings. She would do more important things, like take long naps and hot baths and stuffs like that.
2006-12-29 14:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free internet
2006-12-29 14:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAKE LOVE not WAR.
no firearms were generated only chocolate does.
chocolate are the only weapon ever invented.. throwing chocolate over the face are the only way of expressing anger.. hahaha.. yum! DARK chocolate rules.
2006-12-31 00:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by leoNpari 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No eating hamburgers on a Sunday while walking backwards on a busy freeway.
2006-12-29 14:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by Annie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must eat cake before dinner.
2006-12-29 14:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shall not act or be stupid
2006-12-29 14:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by amylr620 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All people who think we need population control will be euthanized
If a bird takes a dump on your car you can shoot him down (BB Guns only)
No atheists professors.
2006-12-29 14:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Noka 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ice cream was only to be eaten in a polka dot dress, unless of course i was eating it then i could eat it in my pjs.
2006-12-29 14:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋