I desperately need a laugh people!! c'mon - where my homies at?
;) ♥ help a crazy empress out!
2006-12-29 02:30:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
( . ) ( . ) Thats it for now,
2006-12-29 02:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
Santa replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
2006-12-29 10:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not but i have the virus. Yes i have the flu.
My noose is running like Michael Johnson
My throat burns like acid and i sound like
Froggy from Little Rascals.
2006-12-29 10:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kiss my butt & call it a love story!
My own mother said that to me when she was drunk ---how's that for a laugh? Funny in a strange way I guess, hope that helped homie!!!
2006-12-29 10:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Serious...no way it's Friday before a 3 day weekend and my office is closing at noon!
2006-12-29 10:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by strtat2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just woke up and my buggers are still attached to my eyes just give me a minute or two to come to life from my cocoon stage of marinating in my bed sheets over night!
2006-12-29 10:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm enjoying every minute of today,this year is almost gone and I'm looking forward to a fantastic 2007.Life is good.
2006-12-29 10:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If people laughed like chickens, how would chickens laughs?
Chickens would no longer cluck because only one type of animal can have the same laugh.
2006-12-29 10:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the most part I am...it's been a long year, long month, long week even! And I've just never been too good at being witty....I suggest watching House, it's my favorite show, my favorite source of wit... :)
2006-12-29 10:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know myself that I just want to go home....the work day is just endless and I'm ready for another holiday weekend.
2006-12-29 10:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry sick with sore throat and in confuse state but if you want a funny then look at some cartoons.
sorry can't be anymore help.
2006-12-29 10:38:25 · answer #11 · answered by mattie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋