my uncles a subscriber but i dont live by him anymore plus im 14
2006-12-29 02:24:12 · 16 answers · asked by NikolasFlores 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Magazines
..becuz, sillie..they dont want you jacking off in front of the store when you leave...(lol)...
2006-12-29 07:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by chillie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Precisely this "a young man"----you aren't old enough honey. You need to be 18.
Better luck next time.
Oh, and maybe you shouldn't be getting pervo mags from your uncle. Save yourself, and wait till your 18. There is a REASON why you shouldn't be lookin at that stuff anyways.
2006-12-29 07:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by talkingboutmygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find a liqour store owned by foreign folks. They are more scared of selling alcohol or cigarettes to kids and getting caught. They will most likely be happy to sell you all the smut you want. America, the great mixing bowl of cultures!
2006-12-29 02:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by cleanguy4cleanfun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you need to be 18. That's an ADULT magazine you want to look at and that's why they're behind the counter, usually out of sight of little innocent maniacs like you!
2006-12-29 02:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a minor. Do you really need a playboy? What happen to the internet?
2006-12-29 02:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by asgrafxx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Playboy sucks anyway. Look on the bright side, you still have the internet.
2006-12-29 02:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by Maverick Renegade 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it is illegal for vendors to sell pornography to anybody under the age of 18. If caught doing so, they can be heavily fined.
2006-12-29 02:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by americansneedtowakeup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with DarcyJumps. Playboy is s*** .
2006-12-29 07:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly you are still considered a minor.. minors can not purchase porn anywhere.. maybe your uncle can mail you his issues when he finishes with them.. won't hurt to ask.
2006-12-29 02:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well your not 18 and thats the law so your stuck with newspaper adds and victoria secrets catalogs sy.
2006-12-29 02:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by skcus ome 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋