2006-12-29 02:20:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
When we lived in our barraks my roomate got drunk and made it look like he was humping this dog so we could take pictures. The dog got pissed and started chasing him and it bit him on the ***. His *** was bleeding so bad. And the OOD (officer of the day) was walking through the barraks and came upon this drunk Marine with half of his ***-cheek bit off. I thought we were in toruble but he just laughed his *** off. The marine kept drinkig to keed the pain away. He eventually passed out in the bed just lying there naked on his back. We were still up listening to music and hitting golf balls donw the hall. And we look over and he was on his back pissing up in the air and then on himself. That was the funniest thing i have ever seen
2006-12-29 02:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You are a spoiled brat. You have a nice life. You have parents who take care of you, feed you, clothe you, send you to school, buy you things you want. You're obviously intelligent and in good health. If your life is so worthless, don't even bother with suicide. Put yourself to good use and do some charity/volunteer work. Take care of some kids with syndromes/illnesses. Take care of mutilated/burned patients. Work in a god damn soup kitchen. Seriously, I am sick of teenagers talking about depression and suicide like they are the centre of the world. It's sickeningly selfish.
2016-03-28 23:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this happened in Romania some years ago... He was trying to find the restroom in a train station, which in Romania is called WC (visheu)... and it also happends that Visheu(and that doesn't mean restroom) is the name of a town where there's a train stop. Well, he went at the ticket counter, and asked how much to go to visheu (restroom)? (I need to add that in Romania you pay to use a public restorrm) The clerk said 96 lei ( the equivalent nowadays to $96)...
The guy was so perplexed, he said "I'd rather sh*t in my pants than pay that much!!!"
( Note:...There's this grammar thing, in Romanian you don't use the restroom, you go to it. - using the restroom is a very English expression)
2006-12-29 04:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny for the other but strange for me.
Once i went to a restaurant with my friends, and my cousin was drunk...she got on the table and put her skirt over her head while saying:"the floor is on fire"....Everybody joked a lot about that..they said " it's the funniest thing i never see"...Me, i was very embarrassed... and after that she began to talk about philosophy and literature
2006-12-29 02:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by kaloo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We were with a bunch of friends. We went to eat something. When we were chipping in to buy some food, a very drunk friend checked his pockets and took out a half eaten Oreo cookie,and gave it to the clerk. The guy just looked at him and of course, he didn´t take the cookie. So my friend picks it up and eats it. After a couple of minutes he passed out in the car.
2006-12-29 02:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by riggs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i stayed with a couple of buddies in a hotel last New Years Eve on the beach front. After a couple of Joints we headed back to the room to catch a bite but we were all wasted!! Only my one friend drinks and he he was totally drunk so we told him to go warm the chicken for us in the kitchen just to see what he'll do.
It was exactly one and a half hours later that we were still waiting and when we went to check on him he was standing with his arms folded, chicken in the microwave and smiling and waiting.... GUESS WHAT:
The MICROWAVE WASNT ON!!!
2006-12-29 02:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by JUS 4 FUN 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I`m a cabbie in a small university town. last winter I had a car full of young students leaving the club. A girl yells stop stop and I do. She gets out of the taxi in Brandon manitoba at 1am in the morn drops her jeans in full view of alot of people sqauts right in the middle of a busy street and I mean busy and takes a pee like she was in her own bathroom. she then gets back in the cab like nothing ever happened. I laughed my *** of so hard after I dropped that car load off
2006-12-29 02:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by jessygal30 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drunks aren't funny unless you are too, they are pathetic.
If you can't understand what misery the people whose stories appear here felt, even years later after hearing about what they did, how sad and yes, pathetic tales of urinating and defecating on oneself and running or dancing nude are, then there is more lacking in simple human decency than I thought.
2006-12-29 02:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by justa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've seen them sing the alphabet backwards from Z to A. It was hilarious. Then they recited the numbers from 10 to 1.
2006-12-29 02:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a buddy who pulled his chair up to the Breakfast Buffet at Eat 'n Park in Morgantown, WV and started chowing down with his hands.
Needless to say, we were escorted from the premises.
2006-12-29 02:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋