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For a joke i applied for a Virgin credit card and they approved it!!!
Well everyone knows a virgin cannot father 3 kids.....


Does she think i'm stupid or something????

2006-12-29 01:55:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

8 answers

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-29 01:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 0 0

What????? This question is odd. You applied for a credit card and the approval gives you the idea that you are a virgin? What does a credit card have to do with it? If you are married, truely married, you have consumated that marriage by sevxual intercourse, meaning you are not a virgin, regardless of any credit card. There is nothing in this quetion that indicates that youe children are not yours.

2006-12-29 10:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by fangtaiyang 7 · 0 0

Dear #1 Bast... or Nice Guy (according to your mother)
How could she ... ??? Here's some possible scenarios:

Were you shooting blanks and was she desperate to have children and wanted to spare you the embarrassment of being infertile?

Did she believe you had some genenic flaw that would be passed to the offspring and decided to choose another sperm donor?

Or was it a total passive-agressive maniacal act? She didn't want the embarrassment of getting divorced or perhaps you offer security she didn't want to give up?

I don't think we have enough information to answer the question ... but tongue-in-cheek (Does she think I'm stupid or something???) .... hey she fooled you for 23 years. So if you forced me to answer, I'm going to say YES you were stupid for 23 years but now you are enlightened.

So now what? Are you mad, sad ... and will you have the emotional intelligence now to take it out on the children that know you are their 'father'? Hmmm, very interesting plot .... pray tell!

2006-12-29 10:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by diveskietc 1 · 0 0

i was also deceived after 6 years of dating and 16 years of marriage. gave her everthing 3 children, now i have 7 grandchildren. she has nothing they barely have anything for her. she lives a totally opposite life than what i gave her and when i see her she looks like shes in misery. apparently you gave her what the other man didnt. you gave her security for her and the children, probably a good life that the other man could not. she decieved you because she knew what she had as long as she had you. she would have had nothing with the other person nor her children. do down grade yourself, if you were with her for 23 years the children are grown and you raised them as your own , let it go with her just be proud you were part of the childrens life. you dont have to be a biological father to be a father.whats in your heart for those children is what matters, and you should feel proud of whats in their heart for you.

2006-12-29 10:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am beginning to think you may be.

Just because you got "approved" for a "virgin" credit card doesn't mean a thing. Hell, those credit card companies will issue a card to my two-year-old grandson.

2006-12-29 09:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by jkc19452004 2 · 0 0

first of all never heard of a vergin credit card and second of all how do you know that is for people who have never had kids ? if you really want to know if they are yours only way to know is thru paternity testing

2006-12-29 09:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by jazieyez 2 · 0 0

no, the credit card they sent you is a virgin, not you.

2006-12-29 09:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 1 0

good one....

2006-12-29 09:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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