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Ever wonder about people who say they are giving 100% ?



We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. How about achieving 103% ? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then:



H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

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2006-12-28 22:58:06 · 13 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

But,



A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,



B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.



But look how far *** kissing will take you



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%



So, the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

2006-12-28 22:58:27 · update #1

13 answers

good one.

it annoys me when people say they're giving over 100%. now i've got a comeback. thanks.

2006-12-28 23:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So what exactly is your question.do you expect us to give an answer through 1-26?

2006-12-29 07:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by I aM CrAzY 2 · 1 1

This is good I will have to remember this one

2006-12-29 07:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0 0

Excellent one. 100% for you too!!
♥

2006-12-29 07:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Deleted 3 · 0 0

lol. that was clever. you a s s kissed just to get the whole idea!

2006-12-29 07:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by sheer♥black 5 · 0 0

Wow.. I'll keep that in mind!

2006-12-29 07:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole 5 · 1 0

I'll remember that

2006-12-29 07:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by Rays Fan 4 · 1 0

nice one

happy new year

2006-12-29 07:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by rahul 1 · 1 0

WoW ..thanks for letting us know this ,,I will keep this in mind.

Again, thank you for sharing this :D

2006-12-30 00:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0 0

thats damn good

2006-12-29 07:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by Clayton C 2 · 1 0

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