2006-12-28 22:13:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I've been a proctor many times for female UA's. You will get caught. These people aren't armatures. They do this everyday. They have seen every trick in the book. You think you can come up with something they haven't seen before? Do you really think you're going to be able to get away with this. Why don't you do yourself a favor and get yourself some help. Get off the damn drugs and you won't have to worry about putting someone else's piss under your arm pit. (dumb idea, I seen it too many times.)
2006-12-28 22:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Amous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do this and you get caught you will be violated and will have to start serving your sentence in jail or prison. Depending on the state you live in, you could be charged with another crime.
Believe me, it's not worth it. My ex wife tried that several times, but one occassion she got caught. She ended up with her probation violated and she was hauled right off to jail by the probation officer. She served everyday of a 2 year sentence.
Whether you know it or not most of the bathrooms used for UA's now have hidden video cam's in them that are reviewed by officers throughout the day. It's not worth the risk.
My wife used a small vile she borrowed from a friend to do this.
2006-12-28 22:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get the urine from another person. Get an enema kit. Put the urine into the enema bag. Get yourself really dehydrated so you do not make much urine. Empty your bladder as much as you can. Put the enema head up your urethra into your bladder. Dump the other person's urine into your bladder. Take the enema head out and hold the urine in. And hope the other person does not do drugs or you will still test positive. (And hope the other person does not have any kind of diseases that you can catch either!)
Of course, there is a way they can catch you if you do this, but I am not going to tell you how!
2006-12-29 11:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by forgivebutdonotforget911 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're an idiot...even if you got the urine from someone else and we're successful enough to sneak it into the bathroom where they collect the sample...you are not going to be able to heat it to the tempreture it comes out of your body. They make sure it is that tempreture when they collect the sample and if the urine is clean or not you will fail if the tempreture is not correct.
2006-12-28 22:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You did the crime, do the time. Why don't you try being honest with your probation officer, stop doing the drugs or what ever, and grow the $&^# up. You are a waste of taxpayers money and it makes me sick.
2006-12-28 22:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations Polly! you ought to not say "um, i did not comprehend i became going to get examined this final time," whilst wiping the perspiration off your top lip. there are various people who're very pleased with you. you're a sturdy lady!
2016-10-19 03:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by atalanta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over ice with a shot of Crown Royal.
2006-12-28 22:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you're getting abused here. Some people have to give their uneducated opinion. So, this trick works great. Get a clean sample, make sure it's a woman and not preg or anything. Put it in a boda type bag or some bag that you can stash under your arm. Run a small tube from the bag to your crotch. Drop trou, unpinch the hose and let it flow, let it flow, let it flow. It needs to be under your arm to stay warm. Most UA cups now have temp strips on them to catch the slacker druggie.
2006-12-28 22:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by m-t-nest 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hay girl, this is not a good idea, think of the consequences. befor you act
2006-12-28 22:19:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope they bust u dirtball criminal
i work for law enforcement and gonna tell
2006-12-28 22:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋