2006-12-28 22:11:11 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stop smoking weed.
2006-12-28 22:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by m-t-nest 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Old is relative. . .60 is the new 50, 50 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 18, so I must be 12 again.
I will not fart in the livingroom when I have guests.
. . .will not put my teeth in for company.
. . .will not wear burmuda shorts under my armpits.
. . .will not complain about the younger generation.
. . .will not stop flirting with pretty girls (only after I am dead)
. . .will not drink cheap beer.
2006-12-29 03:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I grow old I will not act my age, I shall continue to live young.
2006-12-28 22:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
want to grow old
2006-12-28 22:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by akira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear sweaters and/or sweatshirts with festive holiday designs, kittens, flowers or any other sort of lame decoration on them. I will also not wear any sort of earrings that coordinate with a holiday (skeletons on Halloween, Christmas ornaments at Christmas, flags for the 4th of July...you get the idea).
I have two friends on stand-by that have my permission to kill me if I ever start to dress like that.
2006-12-28 22:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of my cats to avoid being called the old cat lady. Nor will I go to WalMart with my changepurse...1 dime...2 dimes..
2006-12-28 22:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive like an old person
2006-12-28 22:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by x. Pirates| life |for |me x. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I grow old, I will not tell "well, when I was a kid" horror stories.
2006-12-28 22:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Bliss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When i grow old, i will not lose my inner child.
2006-12-28 22:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I grow up,I will not jump when I'm happy!lol.
2006-12-28 22:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
........have conversations with my dog and I will definitely not sleep all afternoon in the armchair............
At least that is what I promised when I was in my 30's. Promises, promises, now that I am sixty-six, these two things are the highlights of my day....
2006-12-28 22:15:34 · answer #11 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋