cupboard? then the hoover, then make me a cup of coffee and do me a fry up.
Its for your own good!
2006-12-28 21:18:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Out of concern for YOUR health I could not possibly do such a thing. Can you imagine the repurcussions from all that dust getting up your nose and the ensuing sneezing fit that could result in muscle spasms.
Coffee is a stimulant so I could not risk being sued when you get heart palpitations so, sorry no coffee either.
And the fry up is also outta the question as oily foods are known to cause obesity which I could not risk, being concerned for your health and all. Of course frying oil is also a toxic carcinogen which would also put my life at risk.
So for the sake of both our health, how about hiring in a maid to do the cleaning while you take me out to dinner.....
2006-12-30 02:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Purple-Fusion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of each and all of the activities, basically housework critically decreased the threat of the two pre- and submit-menopausal women folk getting the ailment. ======================== And yet adult men will aver till their hearts end beating that being a housewife is trouble-free. Hm.
2016-10-19 03:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by atalanta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt housework cuts the risk of cancer just in women, so, why don't you do the same mate.
2006-12-28 21:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Watson (UK) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chauvinist!
2006-12-28 21:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mother Hen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Housework doesn't cut my risk of cancer. When I clean I always have my cigarettes.
I knew someone that hated her husband's arrogant attitude so much she used to pee in the coffee before she brought it so him.
Think about that one.
M
2006-12-28 21:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by maamu 6 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Ya know that really aint funny. Especially when you have someone in your family suffering from cancer, and another person in the family who has actually DIED of cancer like me. I hope someone kills you in your sleep. Brutally.
2006-12-28 21:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Alex W 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd be happy to. I'll go do that and you sit real still and don't do any work so you will get cancer faster and die so I can get on with my life!
2006-12-28 21:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by bashnick 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
well put, by the way wheres my breakfast
2006-12-28 22:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by paulisfree2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha keep em coming crispy!
2006-12-28 23:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Boy does your Momma know your on the computer and not cleaning your room? She's gonna ground your a**.... GROW UP
2006-12-28 21:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by flfox 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋