Need funny ideas for my humorous book!
2006-12-28 18:46:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Clown.
Standup comic.
The greeter at Wally World.
Mascot of football team.
Person in Mickey, Minnie or Goofy outfit.
Person who offers samples at grocery store.
Crack whore.
Sidewalk dweller.
TV news announcer at Fox Television
watch strap salesman (my brother in law does this)
Proctologist.
condom manufacturer.
condom salesman.
dildo manufacturer
dildo salesman
Guy who gives advice for free on Yahoo Q & A, and gets no pay for it.
Personal assistant to TKD 540.
Bell ringer for Salvation Army.
Guy who offers massages at shopping mall.
Airport whores.
Train whores.
Subway buskers.
President of the United States
Grill cook at the Huddle House.
2006-12-28 19:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If one watches the late night talk shows on the network TV, it is undoubtedly the Presidency of the United States of America!
2006-12-29 02:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most of my previous jobs:
con-man's assistant
bike courrier
phone-sex operator
plastic bottle making machine operator
frisbie making machine operator
Now I help people prep for the GMAT.
2006-12-29 06:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jacking off into a cup for $50. Selling sperm!
2006-12-29 03:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Toni 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The occupations of comedians and actors.
2006-12-29 02:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♨ Wisper ► 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chief executive in charge of consumer vehicles - cart attendant
2006-12-29 02:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by Dashes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REAL JOB: smelling people to see if deodorant works
2006-12-29 03:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by jcspiritseternal430 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest - being teacher
stupidiest - being lecturer
wierdest - being president of USA
2006-12-29 02:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
waste managment engineer (garbage man )
2006-12-29 02:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by wookie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋