Better make me laugh to get those 10 points!!!
2006-12-28 18:06:18 · 29 answers · asked by mariam; 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
some of my favs are:
John Tucker must die
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Little miss Sunshine
Frank: So who do you hang around with?
Dwayne: [shakes his head]
Frank: No one?
Dwayne: [writes on a notepad: "I Hate Everyone."]
Frank: What about your family?
Dwayne: [deeply underlines "Everyone"]
2006-12-28 18:30:58 · update #1
John Tucker:
Not deep? I am deep! I'm going out with the poetry club!
What about Bob?
Bob Wiley: what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... and my bladder explodes?
2006-12-28 18:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CHRIS FARLEY-BLACK SHEEP
"Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I..."
GOODFELLAS-
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*ck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
FRIDAY-
Reverend: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: N*gga...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.
classics.....
2006-12-29 08:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My choice is from Animal Crackers starring the Marx Brothers. Groucho and Chico are discussing a real estate deal.
Groucho: "Let's build over there. I don't want Junior crossing the railroad tracks on his way to the reform school."
2006-12-29 02:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes in Meet the Parents
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That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan… And world peace.
Sandra Bullock as Gracie Hart, in Miss Congeniality
2006-12-29 02:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥OzZ♥~™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is from the movie Airplane! This was so well timed and executed:
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
2006-12-29 03:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Super Troopers-"The Snausberries taste like Snausberries"
2006-12-29 02:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dr. Evil: On the whole I think preperation H feels good.
Scott: Yes, Preperation H does feel good.....On the hole.
Dr. Evil: I'm so glad we're on the same lingidy.
Austin Powers
2006-12-29 02:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by dave m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't have one from the movies, but I have one from Seinfeld:
KRAMER: "So I put her severed pinky toe in a Cracker Jacks box and filled it with ice. Then I jumped onto a bus and told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy, Step on it!!""
2006-12-29 02:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Wyatt B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you call me that, smile. Gary Cooper in The Westerner.
2006-12-29 13:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by turkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hands down is Damon Wayans( borrowing a line from Cool Hand Luke) telling the kids in Major Payne "What we have here is a failure to communicate!"
2006-12-29 02:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by nursebetty06 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋