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Yes, but he would take a bite of it anyway and then grab a cold beer to wash it down and simultaneously cool his mouth. He'd have a bit of a scald on his tongue for a few days, but God's a bad ass, he can handle it.

2006-12-28 18:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Takfam 6 · 1 1

The answer is "no".
The one thing that God can not do is be Not-God. He is and always will be God and completely perfect in every way.
To create a sandwich so hot that He can not eat it implies an error on the part of God, which contradicts His very nature.
So as I said, the answer is "no".
Now that that is off your mind, do you think you can turn your attention to something more constructive or at least on-topic?

2006-12-29 07:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by sparc77 7 · 0 0

Since God obviously doesn't exist for you, why do spend time wondering what He could or could not do?

Instead of poking around the edges looking for cracks in other people's beliefs, it would seem more productive to spend more time advancing worthwhile activities and causes. In other words, why look only for ways to tear things down when we all have ways we can work together for good, regardless of our spiritual beliefs.

2006-12-29 02:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by bkc99xx 6 · 1 0

Since many people say god created EVERYTHING.. then he would be able to handle a hot sandwich that was heated in a microwave HE created...

2006-12-29 02:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

God doesn't eat. That's like asking, if Exxon-Mobile created a super high octane gasoline, would my computer work faster??!?!

2006-12-29 04:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 1 0

God can do anything . But he does not eat, because he's God !

2006-12-29 02:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by riddlemethis 5 · 1 0

I've actually asked around about that question and the best (only) answer I was able to get is that God isn't that stupid. lol

2006-12-29 02:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Chris_Knows 5 · 2 0

God can make a hot sauce so hot that even he cannot chug it.

More proof that God is actually a fat guy from Louisiana

2006-12-29 02:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by John C 4 · 1 2

Well Homer, as far as melon scratchers go, that's a honey-doodle!

2006-12-29 02:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by Sammy Da Bull 3 · 0 0

God is a human construct. So, no.

2006-12-29 02:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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