If someone kicked down your door and threw a dead racoon at you?
2006-12-28 17:39:04 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chase them down and smack them with a tire iron.
2006-12-28 17:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I would be appalled for at least a minute or two... grab the racoon and chase their a** down and rub it in their face. Return home and turn them into the cops and tell them it is the person with racoon blood all over his face... press charges for breaking down my door, so that they would be issued to replace the door. Find a friend to stay with till I got the door replaced since the other guy probably isn't going to pay to fix it and when I got there I would tell my friend all about it and laugh my a** off over a beer. Then go door shopping the next day.
2006-12-28 17:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by summera76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually once someone tried to kick in my door. They got into the neighbors condo below me. I just froze. Then called 911. So the throwing of the racoon might unfreeze me and I would probably attack you.
2006-12-28 21:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by jipp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would drop kick the dead racoon back at them
2006-12-28 17:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Queenie Peavey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scream
2006-12-28 17:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gret 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends who threw the ded racoon at me. but no matr who it was i woold definetly screem and freek out! id b kinda pissed, thats gross! lol. i had sumthing like that happen but no bodykiked down my door and it wasnt a racoon it was a ded squiral. it was sooo gross!
2006-12-28 17:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Wanderlust 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a bit sad, he eats the leftover cat food every night with the possum ... but then I'd also grab my samurai sword and go kick some raccoon-killing butt
2006-12-28 17:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if he knocks down my door ill be pissed but throw in a dead racoon? ill make him pick it up with his teeth ( of course after i beat the living **** out of him) and make him buy me a new door................
and of course sew his ***
2006-12-29 09:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a very happy question, Happy!
I'd scream and beat him/her down with that dead raccoon.
2006-12-28 17:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would scream, kick their a$$, scream some more, hire a neighbor to move the dead raccoon.
2006-12-28 17:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by soccerqt 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scream!
2006-12-28 17:40:53 · answer #11 · answered by Bethany 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋