2006-12-28 16:12:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ARE YOU LOONEY TOON!!!! Early mornin' BOOTY is the best!!! She probably wants you to serve her, MAN. Be like NIKE and JUST DO IT!!!!! WOOOHO!!!! LOL
2006-12-29 05:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by HARDBALZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not trying to be rude but either your a midget or your wife booty is big as hell, try sitting up. Maybe you need to give your wife alittle and maybe she'll keep her booty out of your face but one good thing about it is at least you know where her booty is.
2006-12-29 00:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by 2sweet4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aparently, she wants some attention. Take her to the bedroom, give her your required 5-10 minutes and leave her there glowing while you go back to the paper with a smile on your face.
If that doesn't work, go with the guy's answer about reading in the john. Lots of people do it!
2006-12-29 00:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by fourbearsandacat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very simple actually get some super glue and rub that all over her booty then stick your favorite page of the paper on her and wha la you can read the paper and she can stick her booty in your face lol.
2006-12-29 00:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have your tried asking her politely to not do it??? If she still does it, ask her why she's doing it. Or maybe she needs attention from you and that's her way of getting it :o) Good or bad, she's still got your attention!
2006-12-29 00:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by kellicam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do her doggie style and put the paper on her back
2006-12-29 00:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
send her to my husband, then I can read the paper too!
2006-12-29 00:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by kissmymiddlefinger 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quit reading your paper on her ***
2006-12-29 00:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by Queenie Peavey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't understand the question.
2006-12-29 00:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Santa's Elf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
read it on the toilet
2006-12-29 00:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋