I just wanna laugh....
2006-12-28 15:43:43 · 11 answers · asked by HAPPY <3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that 2 billion people in the world live with less than $2 a day...wait thats not funny at all
2006-12-28 15:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, the first one will probably make you think-not laugh. The second one-may make you laugh-or you may get offended. When I was 13 I was in creative drama class and we were all made to lay on the floor and relax. We did. We were told what to do-kind of like hypmotizing us or something. Well, our instructor painted a picture for us to visualize and said, "you are with your friends and one of them wispers something in your ear and you find it funny." Well, after about 20 seconds the entire class started to laugh-at what? I don't know. The thing that was funny in our altered state of mind. I can't remember what was said in my "vision" but it was funny. may be you should try it? laughing is the best medicine. Okay. this is a joke. A man walks into a bar and is thrusty. He is straight and notices that the bar is a gay bar. He states that he just "wants a drink" and doesn't want anything from anyone. the bartender says, "You must give me the name of your pee pee before I give you a drink. Everyone does." He told the bartender that he didn't want anything from anyone-just a drink. the bartender repeated it again, no name, no service. So, the man sat there waiting and thinking. He looked to the left and the man said, "Timex, takes a licking and keeps on ticking!" He looks to the right and the man says "I named mine Ford". The man asked why? "Ford is build tough." The man sat there for a few more minutes and said, "Okay, I got the name of my pee pee now so you can give me something to drink!" The bartender looked up and asked, "ok?" The man said, "Secret" The bartender asked, "Secret, what kind of name is that?" The man smiled and said, "Because it is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
2006-12-28 23:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Beth 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were sitting there, my sister and I, and we were watching Dora the Explorer - and I was just ripping it apart. Making fun of it, you know. Everything she said was a great joke. But my sister didn't say anything, she was just watching. Well, Dora reaches this river and this lake where there are these crocodiles, and she's all "Oh no! How ever will I get across?" And from beside me my sister says "Use the monkey." I got this picture in my mind of Dora taking Boots by the tail, swinging him over her head, and throwing him into the lake. That's when the crocodiles converge.
I know it's mean. At the time, though, it just cracked me up! I couldn't stop laughing for at least ten minutes, probably more from the way my sides ached.
2006-12-28 23:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Riding the bus in Ames, Iowa on through the campus to Target many years ago there was a daddy (looked like a college prof.) with three little kids. Two of them were really into each other, hugging and laughing and all. One told the other (they looked to be about 4 and 5), "I love you! I love you! I love you all in my WEEK!" That just slayed me for some reason.
The other thing is that my little girl when she was 2 and 3 used to always fall down on our wood floors and she sounded like someone was dropping a blunt load down, you know? Well she used to always say "I got muh boonts unna me, Mom!" over and over. We NEVER knew what she was saying until one day she'd clunked herself down real good and she goes, "I got muh boons unna me, Mommy! And my boonts say 'ouch.'" She was talking about her skeletal system under her skin. Ooooohhhhhh. Funny.
Hope ya laughed! I love you all in my week!
2006-12-29 00:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were three guys...Billy, Bob, and Joe. Their boat got caught in a storm and sank. The next day they were on an island. These cannibals came up to him and said, "We want meat and want to eat you, but since we can hunt for our own food, we'll give you a chance. Go to the forest and collect 10 of any one kind of fruit." So they went. Billy was first. The cannibals said, "Now stick them all up your butt without making a sound. After the first one, he began crying and was eaten. Bob was next and came with berries. The cannibals told him the same thing. After the 9th berry, he began laughing. Billy met Bob in Heaven. "Why did you start laughing? You almost got away." And Bob said, "I saw Joe coming with pineapples!"
2006-12-28 23:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the movie Bruce Almighty with Jim Carey, when he makes the tv anchor man talk gibberish. ROFLMAO. If you've not seen the movie, it's great. AND actually has a good message to the movie. It's a win-win!
2006-12-28 23:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by Joel A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing that i ever heard was.. Men that can dance really well are great in bed.... So not true...!!
2006-12-29 00:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Belle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was playing solitaire at my desk at work and one of my co workers walked by and asked me what i was doing, i told him i was playing solitaire and he got a confused look on his face and said "by yourself"???
lol it was so funny.
you wanna hear a dirty joke
A. boy fell in the mud
you wanna hear a clean joke
A. boy took a bath with Bubbles
you wanna hear another dirty joke
A. Bubbles is the girl next door
2006-12-28 23:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a 76 year old lady swipping the town's only cop car to get her beer an made it almost home before the cop missed his car.
2006-12-28 23:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my sister laughing.. she has the weridest laughs. its scary sometimes, but thats the funny part.
2006-12-28 23:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by :D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋