I'm having a really bad day. Can anyone cheer me up or make me laugh or something?

Question

Thanks guys. you all rock. i feel so much better.By the way, yes, Joe, I am on my computer.

Answer 1

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=934316730

thats one funny video!! u shud chek it out it will make u say aww and laugh... u can also go to like youtube.com and look up AFV videos or nething funny..

Answer 2

Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.) By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B 66 I 73 L 76 L 76 G 71 A 65 T 84 E 69 S 83 + 3= 666 !!
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666
Coincidence? You decide...

Answer 3

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilmut ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

Answer 4

This guy goes into the doctor and gives him a urine sample. The Doctor says, "I just put it through a special machine that will tell me everything that is wrong with you." Later, when the doctor gets the test results, he tells the man, "You have tennis elbow." The guy says, "What? That can't be right! I don't even play tennis!" The doctor tells him, "If you like, come in tomorrow with a semen sample and I'll run it through again." and gives him a sterilized jar. That night, when he goes home, he masturbates into it, then has both his daughter and his wife pee in it, then he puts some oil from his car in it. When the test results come back the next day, the doctor says, "Your wife has gonorrhea, you're daughter is pregnant, your car is about to die, and your tennis elbow is going to get worse if you don't stop jerking off like this."

Answer 5

I could tell you about the time I barfed over an above ground pool at a pool party in front of everyone and the dog belonging to the person whose house it was came right over and ate it while we watched, but it is kind of a gross story.....

Answer 6

What did the computer say to the turkey?

Google google google.


Three blonds are out hiking, the first blond says " Look deer tracks".
The second blond says "No they look like elk tracks".
The third blond says "No they look like Moo"... Then BAMMM the train hits them. Get it? They were train tracks.

Why is Frosty the snowman afraid of Santa?
Cause he didn't get any snowballs when they made him.

Answer 7

Ask yourself why we're here.

When one woman wanted salvation, her baby wanted to live. She wanted a chance at life, and she was given that chance.

Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're wise. You can be a wise dumby or a smart fool.

Pain makes you wise.

Answer 8

Do you know why Mozart got rid of all his chickens? Because
all they did was walk around all day going "Bach Bach Bach Bach
Bach."

Answer 9

i dont know how i can cheer u up but when ur not happy, listen to loud base songs(techno), play arcade(bishi bashi) those that u can boost ur anger out on
i want to say that no matter how angry u are dont boost out on ur bf, if he has nothing to do with it

Answer 10

Lil' fat toad gets kissed and toad becomes hunk who girl gets pregnant by. When giving birth. Lil' chunk toads come out.