Look I'm sorry, But I gotta admit I know I really shouldnt be asking you. I feel shy but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I havent had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this. But I can feel my tongue and all the juice until there's no more left. This has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm just not like this but. Can I have a piece of gum????
2006-12-28 14:54:22 · 38 answers · asked by (Vicki) 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
haahhahaha
2006-12-29 16:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw the question about the gum before I read so it wasn't funny. Sorry
2006-12-28 15:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by ~∂Їβ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly heard this joke before...and the first time I heard it I was like "damn, this person really needs sex." But now that I was reading it again, I knew it was a joke. I was like "oh, it's that gum joke." It's funny, huh?
2006-12-28 15:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by Cali03 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's a joke not a question and it's a joke that has been going on for a long time. I didn't even finish reading it.
2006-12-28 14:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by ADragonsGoddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought about sex. You are clever to think of this. This sounds like something from a magazine or something. You should become a writer. Good Job. LOL
Keep up the good work.
2006-12-28 14:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by AnswersGuru 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are SICK, TWISTED, & PERVERTED, I like that in a person. So, let me ask you one: What is long, has 2 nuts, and makes girls fat?? That, my dear, would be an Almond Joy candy bar. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
2006-12-28 15:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is totally cute!I love that I thought what a hoe but it took a turn for the better.
2006-12-28 15:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by lady2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL , It was funny but stupid!
I was thinking about something else.
I was about to report you!
Thats so wrong but its still so funny,
Nice Joke!
2006-12-28 15:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you have fun writing all that?? It was cute, like 5 years ago when i first heard it!!
2006-12-28 15:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by bad kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....at first i thought it was about sex...but then i knew there had to be a catch. so i figured it was gum before i got to the bottom. lol
2006-12-28 15:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got some ABC gum, but you gotta *** get it...
Dang... they bleeped out my word... but I bet YOU can guess how I spelled it.
2006-12-28 15:03:32 · answer #11 · answered by qfrasier 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋