Because I have many statements from strip clubs, brothels and from escort services, and if my wife finds out, I could lose her superannuation benefits. I'm planning on retiring at 50 then I can use our superannuation and welfare for non-washed up women, alcohol and gambling. I'm sick of my wife using our savings for personal benefits, so I think being the king of the household, I'm entitled to relax a bit, outside of the home. If I can get my VISA statement send to my email address instead of it being posted out, I'll be a very happy man
2006-12-28 14:21:12 · 9 answers · asked by Coors Man 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
GO TO THE VISA SITE AND FIND OUT OR CALL THEM TO GET PAPERLESS BILLING.
WHOO HOO HOOKERS!!! PARTY ON MAN!
2006-12-28 14:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
doubt that they will "just email" your statements. christ, do you realize how unsecure email is? Dont be a tard, do you want your personal info floating around on the net?
some banks(if your card is held by a bank) offer paperless online statements. Get a login and dont give your squeeze the password.
see a counselor. (just kidding, i dont dispense insipid moral advice)
if above is not possible,get a P.o. box. the smallest one is about 25-35 bucks for 6 months. call up the card co. and ask them to mail the statements there. if they wont, tell them its absolutely neccessary becuase you dont always get your mail at home, or buisness reasons, whatever.
2006-12-28 14:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do all my business online.......credit card companies or most of them give you the option to go paperless.....you just log in to their website and click Pay Bill once a month.
King of the household?????? BS..any man that does that to his wife needs his wife to find out and spend the money on a divorce attorney!!
2006-12-28 14:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by Gypsygrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have any respect for your wife, your marriage, or yourself you'll get in to marriage counseling immediately. Otherwise I hope your wife finds the bills.
2006-12-28 14:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by KC 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a post office box, and use that address.
2006-12-28 14:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show you won't be having your cake and eating it too.
2006-12-28 14:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by suzanne 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
learn decency and respect for your wife.
2006-12-28 14:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by keiko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you go to the companys website there should be a way to do that
2006-12-28 14:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by wkdwchofwest 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
keep on dreaming
2006-12-28 14:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋