is funaki wwe's urinal cake?

Question

it seems like funaki never went anywhere in the wwe, been there or like ten years and never did much. he's always losing matches and being slapped around by top guys. i wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that hes japanese.. gotta wonder. and why is it that they always make him sound stupid? he lives in texas, I"m sure he speaks fluent english and yet they make him sound like an idiot.

Answer 1

All good shows need some stupid gut who can't speak English and gets beat up all the time.(Eugene 4 RAW cept he speaks good English.....well.)

Answer 2

There are always some guys that don't get that tv push, but that doesnt mean that the are pissed on by the WWE either. Some examples were Al Snow and Mick Foley. They used to be a tag team and wore shirts saying "Job Squad" cause they ususally lost. They lost since they were able to make the other wrestlers look better. I hear that William Regal is a GREAT wrestler and he usually loses. Funaki is probably in that same situation. He always seems to be beat up by a guy 3 times his size. Poor Funaki

Answer 3

his speach is a gimmick and hes paid to lose although he is pretty good hes gone places by the way he was cruiserweight champ a few years ago i think they should start bringing him up though as hes pretty good maybe he should get us title someday the wwe did the same thing with tajiri who was one of my favorites i think tajiri left cuz wwe didnt give him the respect he deserves i think funaki will leave someday and wrestle in japan like tajiri did from what i heard tajiri is a champ in japan i hope they eventually give funaki some respect

Answer 4

did u see him few yrs back??????? he and dat other dude made kaientai and he was sooo successful then. so dont worry cuz lots ofppl are urinal cakes 2day

Answer 5

Yes, but he doesn't hold my interest.