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I have a bully problem at school. I've had this problem since the 4th grade and now I'm in the seventh. It's becasue of one kid that PAID other kids to make fun of me. I'm not very good at coming up with comebacks, below are some things that kids say to me. Please list any comebacks you kno to these insults.

- Go suck a dick!
- You want me to do your mama again
-What do I do when kids when I'm wlaking try to put their asses in my face!
- Shut you ****** damn *****!
- "Ohhhh, your gay and you wnna have sex wit Charlie!" (A guy in my school that kids think I like, becuase they all think I'm gay, which I'm not!
- Your a girl becuase half of your friends are girls
- You have nothing to live for!
-They "invade" my "personel" privacy and when I complain they say: "Oh I'm just doing you a favor!"

These are just some exmples of what they say and do. If you want more examples just tell me.

2006-12-28 12:59:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

I live in Massachusetts

2006-12-28 13:10:54 · update #1

18 answers

if u really want them to stop..tell a teacher or a counselor..or any adult

- Go suck a dick!
i'd suck ur dick but u dont have one!

- You want me to do your mama again
sure but she said ur horrible in bed

-What do I do when kids when I'm wlaking try to put their asses in my face!
get ur f*cking smelly a$$es off my face

- "Ohhhh, your gay and you wnna have sex wit Charlie!"
whatever..maybe u do f&ckin f@ggot

- Your a girl becuase half of your friends are girls
ur jealous cuz girls dont wanna hang out with ur uglyas$

- You have nothing to live for!
yea?? well u dont have a life

-Oh I'm just doing you a favor!"
oh y thank u. now go eat sh!t

2006-12-28 13:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by cookie 4 · 0 2

They say your a girl because 1/2 your friends are girls right? Say "what you jealous cause all your friends are males sounds like YOU DA ********** to me!! You go suck---! Sorry but your lips are wrapped around (His best friend) ! Now when it comes to your MAMA! YOU walk up put your foot on top of his and if you are short enough come up under his chin with your head(2-3 times should do it and I mean hard too! When he goes down put your foot on his kahones and grab yours and say to him "I got your mama right here BOY! Now if ya do the last thing I said you will see everyone else back off cause "da bully went down"! I take it you are a non violent person. Well this trick works with the foot on his and if ya feel like it use your fist! Hand down low and from your inner most gut come straight up with an uppercut,first with whatever hand ya are and then the other one for a 1-2 punch! BINGO,down he go!!!!Son, let me tell ya what!!! To heck with the school rules 3 days suspension is a vacation and when ya go back you will have a whole new bunch of people that will show you RESPECT!!!!!!!! In America you stand and fight for what is right!!!!! YOU ARE AN AMERICAN!!!!! now if by some odd reason you should lose to him,tell "da bully" you come back tommorow same time cause the next time "you goin' down!!!! And fight him every day till you either wear him and his friends down or ya "KICK AS--!!!! No FEAR !!!! (confidentually when ya get hit your adrennalin is so high you will feel NO PAIN) Trust me!

2006-12-28 13:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I could give you all kinds of comebacks,but they would only make matters worse.You probably have told your teachers and didn't get much results.My personal opinion is that you need to start standing up for yourself.I don't mean fight,i mean let them know that you are not gay and you don't like being picked on.You may also want to start lifting weights.It will help you build up your body,mind,and your confidence.You do this and they see that you are not the scary little boy they think you are,they will leave you alone.But a no point do you become a bully just because you are no longer a wimp.

2006-12-28 13:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by Willnotlietoyou 5 · 0 0

Here are some comebacks

Go suck a dick: Why are you horny for no one can see your's yet at least want to suck on it since your one

You want me to do your mama: She told me HECK NO she couldn't feel you the 1st time

What do I do when I'm walking and kids put their asses in my face: You probably are jealous for we have great ones you have a fat one

Shut your F**** : Why don't I go F**** your mama she would like it better then when you did mine !

Your gay and you want to be with Charlie: Well since your always talking about him I think your gay dude

Your a girl for half of your friends are girls: At least I have girls you have 0 for your a loser

You have nothing to live for: And you do ?

I hope these help you out !! If you need more just email me !!

2006-12-28 13:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by Angel Virgo 3 · 0 1

Work out and train for a while until you feel you are in pretty good shape, then knock the living daylights out of the biggest and toughest of the bunch. The rest will leave you alone after that, I guarantee it. I don't normally result to violence, but occasionally there is someone that needs a good physical reminding that you are tired of all their crap and you're not going to take it any more.

2006-12-28 13:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by smcdevitt2001 5 · 0 0

This may go against what everyone says, but if he/she HITS u, u have a right to defend urself. R u gonna let some ***** Bully beat u around like a play doll? Also, stand up 4 urself. Read this: B**ches only bring people down Bcuz they hate all da ppl who r happier and they r da b**ches who need da most help!

2016-03-28 22:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jana 4 · 0 0

Bullies see the worth in other people and, instead of being inspired, they feel threatened. There must be something wonderful about you. Get involved in sports, music, drama, hobbies. Work hard on your studies. Go to college. Go somewhere in life. Aspire. While you are succeeding, they will be bullying and wasting time.

The best revenge is to make your life extraordinary.

2006-12-28 15:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Idle Chitchat 4 · 1 0

Don't think of a comeback, go tell someone! If your parents or other relatives won't do anything, tell the school, or school district for that matter. You shouldn't have to live with this in a learning environment. But if you do want one, "Look who's talking!"

2006-12-28 13:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

do something which can make you better than everybody else in there (may be get better at mathematics etc etc)

whenever they bully you ---- just challenge them --- i did so - i became the topmost student in almost all subjects + running + boxing + swimming + break dancing (whatever i liked - i just went crazy to be the best one in the school) - and after that most of them started respecting me because they dint have enough balls to compete me and if anybody ever made fun of me - i challenged them -----"if you have enough balls and you think you are a man - beat me in any of these"

2006-12-28 13:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by i don know y 3 · 1 0

I could feel your pain. I don’t really care for them either. I don’t really know how to deal with bully except stay away from them most of the time. Even though, I don’t really have anyone bully to me yet, but all my life I have to put up with them also. They are everywhere.

Do you know the different between be friendly and be friend. I am an extremely friendly person. I love everyone even my enemy, even though, I wouldn’t let them know I don’t care for some of them. Bullies are hateful people. Never let them know you do not like them. They will let out all their hates on you. Don’t gossip about them, look at them the wrong way, or let them know anyway that you are their number one enemy.

Knowing their weak spots, and try to go in. Every bully got weak spots. Like this girl, she bully everyone of my friends. She enjoyed herself by stir everyone up for a bad mood. They really scare of her. She would say some bad stuff about them and to them. Well!!! I am friendly with this bully girl. I am not hang out with her or call her or go close to her if I can help it. But if I do come to contract with her, I gave her a big smile and be very nice to her. I help her with small little things. She have no friend, so I talked with her when I saw her. I am be a comfort to this girl. I am pretty much get away with people anyway. I am not a big woman, but I could come up with something to say. I think it a gift from God.

Evidently, this girl weak spot is, she don’t like to be hate. Even the unlovable person is still want to be love. It does not make any sense, but it is the only way to survive her. Nowadays, I don’t think bully is popular any more. Especially when you turn them in to someone bigger than their are. Just don’t let them know you are the one who doing it. Just don’t brag to your friends to create more trouble for yourself. Be very quiet on how you feel when it comes to the bully. The key part is try to stay away from them if you can. Be a friendly person to gain more friends is better than have any enemy, don’t you think?

2006-12-28 14:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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