How do i tell them in a funny way. "no"?

Question

ok so all my friends smoke weed. I dont really care its there life. There still my friends, but every time the subject comes up i just say "no." I feel like when i say that i sound like a little teenager listening to the health books. Whats a cool/funny way i could say that smoking is stupid yet not offend them?

oh and PLEASE don't tell me to get new friends or stop hanging around with these stoners. Or there Bad Influences,,,,,,

There not like addicted they just do it for fun.(which is stupid)


thanxs

Answer 1

Tell them your watching your weight... since drugs make your weight either drop alot or gain tons... just say you're watching the pounds! People always understand when it comes to being fat.

Answer 2

NAH MY PARENTS GO ALL WACKO ON ME WHEN THEY FOUND IT IN MY POCKET SORRY GUYS
ok this might not be the best excuse depeding on your circumstances so how about this,
SORRY GUYS BUT I LIKE SEEDS BETTER THEN WEED! (this is where you take out some sun flower seeds quickly after saying this)
or this one is plain and simple
YOU GUYS SUCK LOSERS.
.depending on what type of person you are all of these should work
and right you shouldnt care (unless these are real true friends) its there choice. who gives a damn let them experience the effects later in life because they obviously dont care about living long,

Answer 3

Ok I won't tell you to ditch your friends but I will tell you this. You really do need to care about what is happening to your friends. This is really bad for them. I know you don't want to sound like a person who always reads text books but sometimes you just need to forget about it and say no. Tell them that you arn't in to that stuff and then just walk away. But eventully you DO need to talk to them about their problem. If they are your real friends they'll understand.

Answer 4

You need to be careful. Just being around it makes you susceptible to positives on drug tests. I dunno if you work, or have employers that do that sort of thing. Since I'm in the army though, we get drug tests a lot and we can't even really get near the stuff.

not a really funny way to say no, but it's true.

Answer 5

Just explain to them (when they are not high) that you are not into it and you would like them to stop asking you casue you won't change your mind. Maybe even try to get them to try doing something you like for a change. (not drugs).

Answer 6

Keep saying No
Tell then you are not interested in drugs.
if they are your true friends nothing mean will be said to you.
they will understand.