plzz tell me wat u think.. is this funny or not??
This is a story of how a true redneck can defeat the odds and still win a million dollars!!!!A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting
the gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator
on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy
and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and
let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of
the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
2006-12-28 12:22:59 · 10 answers · asked by ღ~♥~ღKCღ~♥~ღ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is so stupid that you end up laughing. You know what I mean?
2006-12-28 12:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, of course I'm a redneck too.
2006-12-28 20:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's hilarious. I've read it before somewhere.
2006-12-28 20:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, long, but funny.
2006-12-28 20:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Quartro Ninos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-28 20:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was funny.
2006-12-28 20:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, good one.
2006-12-28 20:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
2006-12-28 20:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by LaDoris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny!!!
2006-12-28 20:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way!!!!!!!!!!! too long to read..........................................................
2006-12-28 20:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋