"My Humps" -- songwriting at it's worst?

Question

The first lines of the song:

"whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk.

"I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps"

My questions are:

1) Is the trunk Fergie's rear-end?
2) If so, what is the junk that is inside of it? I can only speculate that it would be stool, but then why would Will.i.am ask "whatcha gonna do with all that stool?"
3) How can the "junk" be used to get somebody love drunk?

To Angela M:
Thanks for the input. I'd like to take this opportunity to answer your questions and respond to some of your comments.

Q: If you dont like the song how do you know the first lines?
A: I didn't like the song from the words that I could decipher. My utter distaste led me to look up the lyrics. Modern pop music leaves a bad taste in my mouth & I like to critique it.

If you don't like it don't listin to it1
Response: I've actually only heard it once.

"Bare us the details,"
Response: Do you mean "spare us the details"? "Bare us the details" means to expose or make known, which is what I did.

"This song is not 4 people over thirty and jugin by the pic of you ur ove thirty."
Response: I didn't know there was an age limit on songs. Regardless, I'll be 27 in March and my face was artificially aged in the picture after I pasted my head on George W. Bush's White House press photo. Unaltered pictures of gorgeous me can be found on my myspace page at myspace.com/anthonyspears

Answer 1

ROFL!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!! I never understood the words as I never really listened to it all that many times - just when I would pass by the radio - that's just as bad as the guys who made a killing of the song that said only this line, "There's too much booty in the pants! Bounce!" It's amazing that someone could make a killing off of a song that I could create on some of the music software I own...he he he...maybe I'll try as a joke and see what kind of money I can make :).

Answer 2

Well I think they were really struggling for a song on that one. Actually, I read somewhere that that song wasn't even supposed to make it to the CD. It just sort of slipped in as a filler and became a hit. Regardless of the words, the music is sort of cool. I don't care to speculate about Fergies "junk" or "trunk" as the mere thought of that repulses me.

Answer 3

If you dont like the song how do you know the first lines?
If you don't like it don't listin to it1
Bare us the details, and
This song is not 4 people over thirty and jugin by the pic of you ur ove thirty.

Answer 4

That song makes me want to
1) Punch someone in the face.
2) Curl up in a ball and cry
3) Take a flying leap from the top of a building...

Answer 5

It sure is people don't know what to write about in songs anymore specially hip hop talking about nothing more than: drugs, money, poverty, gangs, violence, and sex. i'm only 14 but lets just say my generation won't go down in history for the greatset songs or origanality

Answer 6

1)Yes, it is.
2)The junk inside is probably the "meat" of the rear-end. (All songs use metaphors and figurative lyrics.)
3)butt -> love-making -> love!

Answer 7

Actually, I like the song" my humps".I think all of justin timberlake's songs are the gay ones.

Answer 8

1. Yes Fergie butt
2 They are saying what u going to do with all the butt she has
3. Fergie is saying to will that she has a big butt so it will make u drunk bec her butt so big

Answer 9

where ya gonna run to Forest Gump?...Forest Gump ya better jump

I'ma get get get get out this slump
get to movin my skinny hump
my hump my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump, my big ol bubba gump

Answer 10

LMAO... oh just what I needed at the end of a VERY long day...too funny