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The noise an elephant makes when it farts?

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2006-12-28 11:00:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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i was just about to reply to your question with, "do a spell check you idiot" when i saw the next line, great, it made me laugh.
i would go with the, WHOMB it has more descriptive accuracy.

2006-12-28 11:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by matured 3 · 2 1

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.

The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB." The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH." The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM." The fourth stated, "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB."

At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look, you hayseeds, it's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left.

Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, "Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!"

2006-12-28 11:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0 0

Womb is the correct spelling

2006-12-28 13:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by CT 6 · 0 0

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2016-11-24 21:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by whittenberg 4 · 0 0

Womb, the four farmers say so!

http://www.funnyhumor.com/jokes/10.php

2006-12-28 11:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Tatty Ted 3 · 0 0

WOMB- i know cause i was there 26 years ago!

2006-12-28 11:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The noise an elephant makes when it farts?
wouldn't it be spelled "farted"?

2006-12-28 11:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by , 4 · 1 1

womb

2006-12-28 11:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by Adz. 3 · 0 0

womb

2006-12-28 11:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by metallica09020 1 · 0 0

I nearly missed that! LMHO think it should be whomb!

2006-12-28 11:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0 0

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