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I haven't had to yet, but eating my couch would be a good idea - I don't use it and I'm underweight anyway. I know the Brits don't have that problem- the furniture gets caught on their snaggle teeth.

2006-12-28 10:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Eating your furniture would in any way way be better than going to the nearest McDonalds.
However I wouldn’t know about the different flavors.

2006-12-28 10:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by saehli 6 · 0 0

Oh dear, the Shermans are foaming at the mouth, best be careful, if George W gets hold of this one you could wake up tomorrow staring down the barrel of a tank, well more likely your neighbours would, as we all know the military over there isn't the brightest and does tend to blow the wrong stuff up, allies, commerical airliners, baby milk plants so you know what? you're probably fine.

2006-12-28 11:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 1 2

I like comedy too. Although in fact if you are a pet owner you know pets like to sometimes chew where they don't belong.
So if your an American so is your pet.Let's say it were a dog
a large dog.So in theory your question was not so completely stoopid.Whats his name thats says all 300 million of us had.
He no right to give you my opinion.Hey 300 bill .That was beasty
Her question was not that bad .Your answers so lame.

2006-12-28 11:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by All Peaches an cream 2 · 0 2

Haha, good one! (Although I must say it was quite rude...)
It would depend on which American you were talking about though. After all, everyone is different, and have their own tastes right?
I have actually heard and seen of some Americans eating their own furniture...O_o

2006-12-28 11:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Unefemme 3 · 1 3

No. If we ate our furniture, we would have nothing to place our food on or sit on while eating.

2006-12-28 10:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by byrdbrainz 3 · 0 1

If it wasn't for ze Americans you would all be eating German furnituire

2006-12-28 11:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 4 0

Bite all 300 million of us.

2006-12-28 10:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by eddygordo19 6 · 3 0

do you have to allow a dog to type?
Some questions are better left unanswered.

2006-12-28 13:19:05 · answer #9 · answered by roxusan 4 · 0 0

No.Now we use bullhorns to scare them away from the furniture.

2006-12-28 10:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by Soupy 3 · 1 3

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