2006-12-28 10:22:19 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Earth Sciences & Geology
Sure. Let me grab my trusty shrink-ray..........and a few sandwiches.
2006-12-28 10:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will tell you this only because you uttered the magic words last week when you were in the shower. Therefore I will tell you the answer to rule the Earth. Just follow my ten easy step program:
1. Find the Earth (usually to the left, right, back, forward, and down of you)
2. Eat lots of colby cheese on rye
3. Destroy the Devil who currently rules the earth
4. Ask God for authority to Rule the Earth
5. Don't park in handicap parking spots
6. Become a Houston Texan's Fan
7. Fart in your enemy's general direction
8. Spam is Spam so eat it with everymeal. Spam
9. Dance while driving - have the windows down - and keep the radion off
10. and the most important step - wear green pants
2006-12-28 10:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher McGregor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not worth it. I'd feel like I were lording it over an open septic tank, and be a second stringer into the bargain! I'd rather watch the whole thing go super nova as it were and be there for the renewal. Nothing down here I want but payback.
2006-12-28 10:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already do, but I'm leasing out China and part of New Zealand, if you're interested.
Chinese food gives me gas and New Zealand is nice, but their food leaves me on the throne for days.
I'm also taking bids on the entire continent of Africa, because no matter what I say, the animals just will not listen.
2006-12-28 10:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I wouldn't say that it was 'impossible', but how in the 'world' are you going to control earth with its many inhabitants and life forms? But, sure I'll help why not.
2006-12-28 10:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by aiLeEn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes-We will reign in the name of Satan and hang the evil George W Bush from the Statue of Liberty.
2006-12-28 16:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toast
2006-12-28 10:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since this is earth sciences section I'll take you literally.
Sure, go ahead, I'll get the shovel... but your minions of dirt aren't likely to listen.
Peace
2006-12-28 11:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by zingis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try to rule the EARTH all you want, but mother nature will beat you every time.
Or did you mean you wanted to rule all mankind on EARTH?
If that's the case, no thanks, I already rule it.
2006-12-28 10:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why u try and act like Pinky an the Brain, be UR self!!
2006-12-28 10:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by CARLOS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were helping you, your Rule would be biased, thus not absolute
2006-12-28 10:26:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋