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Pray for a good plastic surgeon...

2006-12-28 10:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dear God,

I pray to your dismay,
to reverse what you have made,
into something along the line of a milk maid.
I hope to attain new peaks,
of which size will make men squeak.
And please remove all extentions, which stand to attention.
and lastly, if you could, bestow unto me luscious lips which always set the mood.

Thank you God once again, this is the last time I want to be a man.

Amen.

2006-12-28 20:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel2312 2 · 1 0

How ironic is it that you want to pray to wake up as a girl to the person who created you as a boy in the first place...Don't you think that's insulting Him???

2006-12-28 18:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by justme 2 · 0 2

I dont think praying is going to help..... What you can do is look for a surgeon

2006-12-28 18:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by VL 4 · 0 0

You need to pray to Tara:

http://www.geocities.com/zennun12_8/tara2.html

2006-12-28 18:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pray for a plastic surgeon

2006-12-28 19:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess pray that a man eating tiger will break in your bedroom and eat your manhood.

2006-12-28 18:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by upforitupforitupforitupforitru 3 · 0 0

PMS, cramps, moodiness, breasts, a vagina, the ability to bear children and the inevitable point of blame for everything. Good Luck!

2006-12-28 18:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess 4 · 0 0

Nothing, just go to sleep as a girl.

2006-12-28 18:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

dont pray go to doctor

2006-12-29 03:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by john 7 · 0 0

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