2006-12-28 08:42:53 · 35 answers · asked by puppydog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Make fries and stare at her legs.
2006-12-28 08:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sir J 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would tell Jessica Simpson to put away the potato, get started on the laundry, sweep the floor, do the dishes, vacuum the carpet... I got so much housework I need help on... perhaps I should make a list now. Just in case I DO get Jessica Simpson.
2006-12-28 08:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by joycedomingo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep the potatoo and throw Jessica Simpson to the rubbish, at least the potato doesn´t sing, tries to act or behave like a Diva as Jessica pretends to do, hahaha.
2006-12-28 10:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by mister21ar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd eat the potato and throw jessica simpson in the trash
2006-12-28 08:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would either throw the potato at Jessica Simpson or, depending on my mood, I'd make her eat it and then kick her in the face. Heck, I don't even need the potato for that last part, I'd just kick her in the face and keep the potato for later.
2006-12-28 08:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would share the potato, and not just because she is Jessica Simpson.
2006-12-28 08:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it was jessica simpson, wouldn't it be a potatoe? Ha! I love a good Dan Quayle joke!
seriously, i'd make some curly fries. I just love curly fries and I bet Jessica does too!
2006-12-28 08:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by bal z 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd have Jessica boil a pot of water and put the potato in until it gets very hot. Then we play hot potato until I get bored
2006-12-28 09:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by sleepy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Jessica back and teach the potato to sing. It's more talented than Jessica. ;)
2006-12-28 08:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by singlebravesfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would keep the potato, and get rid of Jessica Simpson. !! ~~~
2006-12-28 08:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give the potato to Jessica and tell her to plant it so she could have her very own "potato tree". She'd probably fall for it.
2006-12-28 08:46:37 · answer #11 · answered by sierra33ok 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋