FIRST: he proves he is God by reincarnating Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis and Timothy Leary. Then promices not to take PAC campaign money. Come on - I'm being funny NO REPORTING
2006-12-28 08:20:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Four people in 4 minutes gave thumbs down - you people are way too sensative.
2006-12-28 08:26:58 · update #1
HAHAHA!
GOD IS NOT GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
HE IS GONNA WHACK OUR COLLECTIVE ASSSES.
2006-12-28 08:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
C'mon, how is She going to reincarnate Elvis? Elvis is still alive! The King is actually back in showbiz, he is under "the King" mask in all those Burger King commercials, he looks great since he lost all that weight!
2006-12-28 16:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by vertical732 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you think God would reincarnate ELVIS? But yeah, if I know he was God, I'd vote for him.
2006-12-28 16:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Carl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of question is this? God has no plans of running for anything when His Son returns. He's simply going to take what is rightfully His. The people running for anything will be the ones running for their lives.
2006-12-28 16:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by kenrayf 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll vote for him. Who would dare not to vote for God? He'll release his wrath upon you (joking)!
2006-12-28 20:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure but why would I need to vote. He would strike down anyone that ran against him.
2006-12-28 16:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When God comes back to earth, we won't need elections.
2006-12-28 16:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd vote for him, right before I vote against him. Theresa, where's my socks?
2006-12-28 16:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing that God is perfect, I dont think he'd have to prove himself - we would just "know."
And, um....
He wouldnt need my vote - cuz He is God; he would automatically rule the world. :)
2006-12-28 16:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Patti 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the neocons heard what his plan was, they'd label him a liberal and refuse to vote for him.
2006-12-28 16:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
GOD has my vote.
2006-12-28 16:22:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋