i am so afraid of santa
for many reasons
1)he watches you day and night
2)he leaves little boys rooms with empty sacks
3)he comes into your house without anyone inviting him
4)he doesnt want you to put O_o
5)santa is interchangable to satan and clause is a homophone to claws so it means he is or has satans claws...
6)he flies without a license
7)he does animal abuse
tell me more laws and scary things santa breaks or does
2006-12-28 06:46:58 · 5 answers · asked by geniustrevor1594 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't know, but I love number 5.
Oh, I know one. NORAD tracks him when he flies through American air space because he is not an American citizen and could be carrying a dirty bomb on that red sleigh of his!
2006-12-28 06:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was a pervo myself--he gives presents to little kids and not adults AND he loves little kids to sit on his lap....
Hmmmm....
2006-12-28 06:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn...when you say it that way..kinda makes me a little spooked too
2006-12-28 06:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by knowledge_of_the_flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he probaly steals from peoples houses
watches you parents as well *uggh*
should have died along time ago
2006-12-28 06:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know of none. (Therapy is so dreadfully cost effective nowadays...)
2006-12-28 06:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋