If I wanted to catch an emo, what would I use as bait?

Question

Should I use razor blades, or some crappy emo band cd?

Answer 1

Purina emo chow in a bowl.

1st you dig a hole about three feet deep.
Then fill the hole halfway with cigarette butts.
Put the emo chow bowl near the edge of the hole.
When the emo goes for the bait kick it in the butthole.

Answer 2

Really sharp razor blades would be the best thing. You should probably offer some crappy emo band cd and also some painkillers too

Answer 3

I think that you should get some of the state-of-the-art razor blades such as gilette or some other expensive brand.
Set them out and people will start coming.
Emos, that is.
Lol.
Another thing is to go to a cxrappy emo rock concert, loaded with local emos and others that try to be.
Hope that helped.

Answer 4

neither just behave like an emo kid and they'll come 2 u but if i had 2 chose it would definitely be some crappy emo band CD because emo people dont really like to tell other people that they cut themselves, trust me i know a lot of emo people

Answer 5

Use a fairy, not razor blades, you might hurt yourself, haha, a crappy emo cd sounds good, Use Master Bate too!!!!!

Answer 6

a bleeding emo with a large supply of fresh razor blades

Answer 7

crappy emo band cd

Answer 8

a crappy emo band with ONE hit song and a non-existent record deal.

Answer 9

a razor blade, bcuzz chances r they already have that cd, and if u have a razorblade they'll b lik ooh, they cut themselves 2, we should b friends or watever **** lik that. and how do i know? cuzz i am emo. so trust me, a razor blade is way better, we just lik it more

Answer 10

Play Steel Magnolias at the Drive Thru Movies- That should attract a whole slew of them!