It was a horrid day. we went to the lake last summer in scottland. we were strolling around where the castle was when nessie came up and drug my friend in the water. i escaped with one leg and 1 and 1/2 arms. I dont really know how to get over it. I left the Loch friendless. I'm not sure if i should see a mental person or be put in a straigh jacket. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
2006-12-28 04:49:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
If you have not done so already, write a nice eulogy.
2006-12-28 15:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would seem that you need to establish boundaries with this Loch ness Monster. I suggest going back to where the incident occurred and have a long discussion with Nessie. Be sure to establish your boundaries. Let Nessie know that eating your friend will not do. Maybe after a heart to heart you will both realize that this was all a big misunderstanding and you can move forward.
Good Luck with that!
2006-12-28 05:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by synapticeclipse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude I seen that on TV. He was the dude in the Toyota Tacoma!! Sorry to hear that happened to you. I will go Loch Ness Monster hunting for you and sell the body to buy you some new arms and legs. RIP to your friend
2006-12-28 04:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by hamthugger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you'll always have a good friend in the Loch Ness Monster.
2006-12-28 04:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by mykl 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Mark the spot with a cross and bunch of daisies in a religious glass? Make that cross a St. Andrew's.
2006-12-28 04:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by thvannus@verizon.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that was a nessy run-in. Next time don't go near the water.
2006-12-28 04:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by RS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman and have them kick Nessie's @ss for you - that'll make you feel better!!
2006-12-28 04:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by DGS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should buy a fishing pole and some bait and catch it! That way you bring it home and cook it up for dinner! Lay off the crack pipe!
2006-12-28 04:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the mental house you will fit in maybe your freind will be there with the best mate nessie
2006-12-28 10:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a loch ness monster
2006-12-28 04:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg.....did you call the cops or animal patrol? You should let everybody know so that people don't go near that place! You poor soul......it's asham that you got away! To bad it didn't eat you up! Now we have another handicap idiot to worry about!
2006-12-28 05:00:45 · answer #11 · answered by MYPHARRELL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋