I hear he uses live snakes for condoms. How hard is that?
2006-12-28 04:31:10 · 11 answers · asked by Jaming 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
O yes, of course! If you need evidence just look at Walker Texas Ranger....
What is the deal with people and Chuck Norris? It's like you have to find the most lame person on the planet and try to be funny by making jokes about him. He's old, he has no good shows/movies, and he most likely hates you so just give up already!
2006-12-28 04:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by GrnEyedGurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hate to come to the rescue, but live snakes may be some kind of a misrepresentation. Mr. Norris is definitely a "B" actor. And the shows and other activities express it. He is an icon with some for his might and fight routines. And he is a master at martial arts. I'd say he is getting on in his day and it is more of a tribute that you would even bring him up in this context. A younger friend of mine use to hassle me with Chuck stuff. And I am not totally against your opinion. But I have a hard time seeing the worth in putting down Chuck Norris. He has done better and been more able than me and many others. But....
2006-12-28 12:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by mike t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
***There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
***Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
***The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
***There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
*** Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
***The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
***When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
The last person to speak ill of Chuck Norris died. He suffered from roundhouse kick to the face.
2006-12-28 12:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Curtis H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw Chuck Norris compete in a karate tounament at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California before he was in any movies or TV shows. The martial arts people have the greatest respect for his ability. He is/was the real deal.
2006-12-28 13:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by turkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is pretty tough, but baddest man of all time in the whole world? That is saying a lot. Plus, you can't really rule out Jack Palance and Chuck Bronson so quickly.
2006-12-28 12:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by NYCLibrarian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ever watch Conin o'Brien? He pulls a leaver and BAM... there comes a Walker clip.
2006-12-28 12:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Princess♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I heard he could cure cancer with his tears but he never cries so we will never know for sure.
2006-12-28 12:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope they bite his weenie off so he can't make little chucks.. we have enough with just one! He sucks! *hugz*
2006-12-28 12:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well he has eaten a rubix cube and pooped it out solved!
HE ISSSS AMAZING!!!
2006-12-28 12:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or what
2006-12-28 12:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋