2006-12-28 02:37:03 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Run and slide on a carpet naked in front of her so she thinks you just got them...then you don't have to hide it. :)
2006-12-28 02:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who's friction caused the burns? If it was your wife's, she needs to be introduced to some lubricant in a hurry! If it wasn't your wife's, you deserve to burn with the burns!
2006-12-28 02:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by Special K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Has youre boyfriend been round again making you do the doggy style , You have to tell him that youre knees get carpet burns from all the friction and if wifey sees them then you'll be even more buggered than you woz last night X
2006-12-28 02:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why hide them ?
Are you ashamed of cheating and afraid of wife ?
Just tell her how you got the friction burns...
2006-12-28 02:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Depends where they are and how you got them
If it's what I think then you are nothing but a dirty DOG and probably your wife does not deserve to be deceived this way
Time to talk seriously I think
2006-12-28 03:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave your wife. She deserves better. ...OR...ASK HER how she hides hers from you. Listen to the song "Who's making love"
Chorus is: Who's making love to your old lady while you're out making love.?
2006-12-28 02:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you cant you little sicko,against my better nature hears some advice tell her you feel over over Xmas when you were pi*sed on a cheep carpet and got a sore leg,get a bath everyday to help them scab over,and stop cheating on your damm wife.lol.
2006-12-28 03:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by karen. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I give them to your wife we cover them with foundation!
2006-12-28 02:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by Nigi-magic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are they?! Will fraining a cold so you keep dressed do the trick?
Failing that, get into same position with your wife and carpet and Bob's your uncle!
2006-12-28 02:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Rub on some methylated spirits
Hope it stings like hell You deserve it
2006-12-29 07:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋