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I had to go to Wal-Mart on the 26th to get trash bags and tampons and some drunk hillbilly was there buying a gun with a gift card and when he saw that the only 2 things I was purchasing were tampons and trash bags he ACTUALLY asked me if the trash bags were to cover my furniture with for the next 5-10 days. He was like 40. Charming, huh?

2006-12-28 01:25:36 · 37 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-28 01:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dylan aka Dilly 4 · 1 0

You got away with it lightly.

I was shopping with a male friend who is 31.

Quite suddenly,and without any warning, he asked, "Have you ever seen extreme shopping?"

When I said that I had not, he launched himself head-first at the shopping trolley, hurled himself across it, put his arms out, and shot off down Walmart (Asda) at about 20mph!

It was quite funny, until the manager and 13 assistant gave instant chase, aprehended him and barred us both from ever going into Asda again.

2006-12-28 01:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by musonic 4 · 1 0

5-10 days Holy Christmas that's a long time

2006-12-28 01:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0 0

Good question. My opinion is that they stay at 5 and then jump into old men. They are ridiculous for a lonnnnnnng time and then almost overnight, turn into grumpy old men!

2006-12-28 01:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by kmoc123 5 · 0 0

Some men never mature. Age really has nothing to do with it.I think most of them hit their peak of maturity at about 16.

2006-12-28 01:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 0 1

That was good, you used men and mature in the same sentence...did you keep a straight face?


PS:
That was a pretty clever and quick comment for a hillibilly, disgusting, but clever.

2006-12-28 01:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by rjc 2 · 1 0

There is no exact age that men mature...I have yet to meet one. Yes, there are many charming men out there.

2006-12-28 01:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Submit this to Jeff Foxworthy for the you know you're a redneck when....
They mature if they are lucky at about 100

2006-12-28 01:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Maybe around 28 but then some never do, my husband teases relentlessly and he is 42.. :)

2006-12-28 01:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL - I would have asked you what size your tampons were - some guys just never grow up.

2006-12-28 03:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 0

Well, since he was buying A GUN, I guess you didn't have too many choices in the comeback department...

2006-12-28 01:31:13 · answer #11 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 2 0

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