Come on, make us a laugh, tell us something funny but please remember there are children on here.
2006-12-28 01:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
No I am not but here is my favourite joke of the minute.
Guy walks into bar and sees a pirate in the corner drinking rum.
He is a full on pirate, wooden leg, hook for a hand and an eye patch altogether quite impressive and scary.
Eventually your man gets up the courage to go over and talk to him. After a dew minutes they are friendly enough and he asks him what happened to his leg.
"Well, oi was made ter walk the plank and as I was a be in rescued by a passin ship from shark infested waters, one of the buggers bit me leg off as I was bein pulled alongside."
Crikey thinks the bloke. and goes on to ask about his hook.
"Well I was liftin up my hand to my rescuers to pull me aboard when the same bugger of shark he comes back and has me hand."
The bloke goes pale imagining this but has to ask the final question about his eye patch.
"Well I had an itchy eye and it was me first day with the hook...."
2006-12-28 01:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ice Queen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats a comedian? Some kind of funny man? In my village in Peru we have a funny man his name is dances with pants of, he likes to drink alot and wear clothes on his head rather than his body
2006-12-28 01:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thieves broke into Man City's trophy room last night....the police say they are looking for 2 men with some blue carpet :-)
2006-12-28 01:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because quite frankly, he was getting sick and tired of being the butt of people's jokes all the time and decided enough was enough.
2006-12-28 01:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing me will make you laugh
2006-12-28 01:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I try ! but i got nothing today ..work with me here the comedy doesn't start till noon !
2006-12-28 01:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am ram pal yadav .
is this not enough for comedy
2006-12-28 01:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im not very good at jokes, very sorry!
2006-12-28 01:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by button moon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋